Cute UF joke

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Florida
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<p>I don't tell jokes well, but here goes:</p>

<p>God appears to Bobby Bowden, and shows him what will be in store for him in the thereafter… God shows Bobby a lovely cottage, with twinkling garnet lights in the windows, a Seminoles flag on the lawn. “Behold the afterlife…” proclaims God. Bobby looks at his cute abode, with trim in FSU colors, all aglow. Then he glances across the street. He sees a magnificent castle, with penants of orange and blue. Gator flags fly above the ramparts. Lights in the façade of the Gator icon illuminate every window of the huge palace. Bobby gasps, “God, is that what you have in store for Urban Meyer?”…. God answers, “No, Bobby, that’s where I live.”</p>

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<p>Funny, but G-d couldn't care less about football. That's why I hate Notre Dame.</p>

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<p>is God an alumnus or bandwagon fan?</p>

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<p>God's view from his window is of FSU colors. Is He punishing Himself?</p>

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<p>Got to go with dvm on this one. ;)</p>

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<p>Well, I remember the joke years ago, and it was a basketball joke, and it had UNC-CH and UVA in it........guess its been recycled a few times. I even remember a version with baseball, the Yankees and the Red Sox......</p>

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<p>I never heard the joke when it was UNC/UVa (and I'm a UNC alumnus)... although we always used to say that God must be a Tarheel because the sky is Carolina blue.</p>