Dartmouth Early Acceptance Class of 2014

<p>I'm so happy I got into Dartmouth!</p>

<p>Here are my stats in case you are curious:</p>

<p>SAT: 540 m, 520 cr, 700 w (I know, I suck at most things, but writing I PWN)
SAT II: Lit 510, French 540, Math 1 490
GPA: 3.1 Weighted
AP English Language and AP English Literature
Writer for school newspaper for 2 years
10 hrs community service (bare minimum)
I wrote a ****ty common app essay about my fat bald neighbor. He is a fisherman. He's cool and assured me I would get in, but I didn't believe him, but I guess he was right!</p>

<p>Congrats to everyone who got in!
Good luck to those who were deferred or rejected!</p>

<p>This has to be a joke. Is your dad the dean of admissions or something?</p>

<p>essay about “fat, bald neighbor?”
um def a ■■■■■</p>