Dartmouth on the downswing: Not desirable enough to be part of the conspiracy?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/12/us/college-admissions-cheating-scandal.html
Well … thank goodness for that.

Please file this post under satire/humor and/or praise for the College’s admissions office.

Closing. Feel free to continue the conversation on the featured thread:
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