Does anyone else feel guilty when they're the last to post?

<p>Or Know-Nothingist.</p>

<p>^What other kind of revolution would the American people have?</p>

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As an Irish Catholic, I say NO. Don’t make me turn my revolution against you.</p>

<p>¡Viva la Revolución!</p>

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Tiocfaidh ár lá!</p>

<p>Fine, I guess I’ll settle for Dixiecrat-ist.</p>

<p>I’ll go to Socialism, that’s it. Otherwise, there will be no compromise. The War of the Simultaneous Revolutions will begin.</p>

<p>Sigh. Socialists are always so stubborn.</p>

<p>By its very nature, socialism has to be uncompromising.</p>

<p>Or does it?</p>

<p>It does.</p>

<p>I don’t believe you.</p>

<p>I don’t believe you. I think you do believe me.</p>

<p>I don’t.</p>

<p>How do I know you exist?</p>

<p>I don’t.</p>

<p>Do you think?</p>

<p>I think I think, so I think.</p>

<p>Cogito Ergo Cogito.</p>

<p>That all sounds like a bunch of Dr. Seuss books.</p>

<p>I think, therefore I am. “Or am I?,” I think.</p>

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It was a play on Cogito Ergo Sum (I think therefore I am). Cogito Ergo Cogito – I think therefore I think. Self-proving and stolen from xkcd.</p>