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<li>Top academics - top 30 LAC, SAT median~1380, free choice of courses both at the teaching intensive college and the affiliated research intensive university across the street.</li>
<li>Top-notch creative writing program - a program known for producing award winning writers and attracting them as professors</li>
<li>Excellent Spanish language progarm with study-abroad possibilities - check</li>
<li>Good studio art - good, but limited</li>
<li>Opportunity to play in decent orchestra - don't know anything about it, but what with the joint music programs, it must be pretty good.</li>
<li>Diverse student body -- nice open-minded kids that defy categorization and that don't have anything to prove -- definitely not abercrombie - check</li>
<li>Place where it's ok not to drink/do drugs/hook up - check, see 6.</li>
<li>caring, politically aware kids with leanings to the left - double check</li>
<li>Highly-qualified, accessible professors who teach classes & are very involved with kids - check plus plus</li>
<li>Smaller is better - 2,300 students at the college, though socially you have a bigger crowd what with the medium-sized university across the street</li>
<li>Urban would be nice - NYC, upper west side Manhattan</li>
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<p>Barnard College. :-D</p>
<p>The only thing lacking is the studio art, and because it's in NYC, you've got all sorts of excellent public classes available (see: Art Students League of New York). And it's a women's college, which some people don't even want to consider.</p>