¿Dónde está la vaca en mi casa?

<p>Do you know where the cow in my house is?</p>

<p>So, what are some funny things that come up in your other language classes?</p>

<p>¡Hazme!</p>

<p>I said the stupidest thing in front of my Spanish class today.</p>

<p>"Para mi, mi padre es muy importante. Ella ---"</p>

<p>I didn't get to finish. The class roared with laughter. I didn't think it was that funny, but I guess it was.</p>

<p>One of the first sentences we learned in German was, "Why are you wearing my leather pants?" and " I kissed him because I felt sorry for him." and "There's a beer machine in my basement." XD</p>

<p>hahah in spanish my teacher calls on my friend, and there is a silence for a moment because he doesnt know the answer. </p>

<p>"******, tu sabes? Pasamos a-"
"NO NO SENORA, YO SABE!"
^HAHAHA and we all laughed SO hard. :P</p>

<p>I said horney in spanish thinking it meant excited. And I had to do on film :o</p>

<p>lol, that happens to a lot of people when they try to translate some words directly from english to spanish. In our english class it is funny to hear a classmate of ours that is somewhat naive and innocent ask random questions that some of our more mischievious friends suggest, such as: What is shagging? lol...
Besides that there was this guy in my german class who always insisted on asking the teacher to tell him a good set of pickup lines, and how to say "wanna make out right now , or should I come back later". it was pretty funny...</p>

<p>under pressure, i once announced "yo comi mi perro."</p>

<p>yeah. i ate my dog.</p>

<p>Tengo un mango en mis pantalones</p>

<p>thas real naith.......hahaha, mangos are awesome, specially with ice cream...mm</p>

<p>Cameriere which means waiter in Italian, my teacher told us someone mispronounced it and it sounds like "Come here mary." =P. ok sounds more of a inside joke -_-</p>

<p>"Luis molesta Anita todos los dias."</p>

<p>Sigh -- the negative connotations English brings.</p>

<p>Hay una fiesta en mis pantalones.</p>

<p>Eine Yahweh.</p>

<p>You guys are hilarious! These are too funny to be true.</p>

<p>I know how to say "breast" in Attic Greek (aka. philosophical Greek, the Greek of Plato, Eratosthenes, Xenophon, etc.).</p>

<p>Yeah, I know, I know. . .</p>

<p>Even if I did say something funny in spanish, only the teacher would understand because the rest of the class is either a) pretty darn slow b)asleep c) on the phone/texting or d)all of the above.</p>

<p>Cuco compra el coca-cola en Acapulco.
El burro sabes mas que tu!
Yo mori porque mi tarea.
Me gusta conjugar los verbos, especialmente el imperfecto, no es verdad?
Presidente Fox quiere construir un pared grande!</p>

<p>Tengo un gato en mis pantalones</p>

<p>Schiesskuchen. ... I dunno, in my class we just say it XD</p>

<p>We randomly say Puchanga. It means anything you want it to. In verb form it's puchangar, and it's super fun to conjugate. Puchangaba!</p>

<p>time to learn some portuguese YAY! :)</p>

<p>hmmm. this is funny. </p>

<p>eu estava no o jardim e o pato comei o meu pequeno almo</p>