<p>So I’ve heard two descriptions of the Brown student body:</p>
<li><p>Brown students wear burlap sacks, and listen to Phish on the quad while tossing a frisbee and discussing how The Man is trying to ruin the environment. This is between helping orphans with leukemia and a peace protest against the War in Iraq.</p></li>
<li><p>Brown students are a diverse bunch: hippies, jocks, preps, goths, gays, rich kids, poor kids, academics, preprofessionals, etc. And it’s pretty spread out.</p></li>
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<p>Those are the two descriptions I’ve heard. So which is true? Any Brown students around?</p>