<p>Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.</p>
<p>…My Chemistry teacher told us that one last year. He was, well, a little creepy.</p>
<p>But seriously, just be yourself, get a good group of friends and everything will fall into place.</p>
<p>go up to her and say “I like parades” that’s an icebreaker. LOL jk! :)</p>
<p>I don’t know but coming from a girl, I’m a huge sucker for shy, nerdy guys. Something about them; they’re always so sweet and nice. Not intimidating the girl by coming on too strong is a good start.</p>
<p>Dating just seems like practice for marriage, and marriage is communism. No prices, no money, everyone’s equal, put all of your extra time and energy into taking care of little morons that poop their pants in hopes they improve. A marriage is a little commune!</p>
<p>Stick with hookers, cooks, and maids. Far more efficient.</p>
<p>@TheYankinLondon:</p>
<p>(As a girl) I think that pick-up line is so adorable! Most girls don’t mind if the guy approaching them is kind of dorky with a cheesy line – as long as the line is delivered with a bit of confidence and it’s not suggestive/sleazy/etc. </p>
<p>Other cheesy lines to avoid: ones that are overly flattering. </p>
<p>But honestly, don’t stress out too much. The more confident and self-assured a guy is, the cuter he is. Jokes are always good pick-up lines – especially if they’re sarcastic/witty. But DO NOT try to imitate any other guy’s flirting style because honestly, that usually doesn’t work. Be YOURSELF!</p>
<p>In College? “Hi” usually does the trick. Complimenting her usually equals a night of sex. Congratulations, you have herpes. :)</p>
<p>^theyankinlodon that is the cutest line ever!</p>
<p>here’s the thing: There is no one way to attract girls because all girls are different so different things work for them. If you just be yourself, but be a confident yourself that is willing to talk to girls, you will find the girls that go for th kind of person that you are, and that is the best way to find somebody compatible. Don’t try to fit some image or some personality that doesn’t feel right to who you are</p>
<p>as a girl, i think i should let you know that i read PUA (‘pick-up artist’) websites in my free time so if anyone tries to be a dbag by using one of their formulaic ‘strategies’ on me or a friend, i can own them by exposing them.</p>
<p>of course, i mean specific strategies; general things are harder to detect. nothin’ wrong with reading some stuff if you’re really clueless in order to see what kind of general approach to take, if that makes you feel better.</p>
<p>i read a bunch of PUA guides and i use the strats all the time to get girls, it works great.</p>
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<p>This reminds me of those silly things they write in Seventeen Magazine (aka 12 year-old magazine), and I think it’s kind of horse*****. I mean, it’s not “bad advice”, but WTH is it really saying? How could you let a girl “control you” anyways?</p>
<p>Just be yourself, except less clingy. That’s how you get (and keep) a girlfriend that is actually compatible with you. (because it’s cc, this will be a nerdgirl) Duh. </p>
<p>If you want a girlfriend who is not a supernerd, be the good parts of yourself. You know, the parts that don’t make lame jokes or spit out nerdfacts. Again, duh.</p>
<p>No wafflebooks needed.</p>
<p>Having a girlfriend in college is basically the equivalent of dating a small pet bear.</p>
<p>This thread is entertaining. I date a lot in hs, but I tell guys I have no interest in a high school steady BF, too much drama breaking up and moving on, which I will do when I go off to college. Just ask her out on a casual fun date, and relax, and have fun with no pressure. There is too much pressure in our freaking lives as it is.</p>
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This. is. so. annoying.
Don’t do it.</p>
<p>Of course it’s annoying if the person doesn’t like you back, but it is generally successful otherwise.</p>
<p>yeah, but the “if they like you back” clause wasn’t included. LOL srsly though.</p>