First Official College Confidential Model United Nations Simulation (In Session)

<p>The UK agrees with the Netherlands. We should will send aid, but make sure this aid gets to the people and not solely the government. Refuge camps and helping build infrastructure will be needed. </p>

<p>Medical help also needs to be sent to Haiti to stop the current cholera outbreak.</p>

<p>A representative from Romania has arrived</p>

<p>This would be so much better if we were using something like skype.</p>

<p>then get on your skype account oscar</p>

<p>don’t have a webcam, or a mic, so no point in using skype.</p>

<p>This is brouhaha.</p>

<p>Objection to uses of jabberwacky terms solely used in biased for white americans on SAT’s, </p>

<p>Netherlands and Britain Lead Aid, along with with rest of NATO into Africa,</p>

<p>Africa is now represented.First of all,we do not need more aid.Certainly not more high interest loans to get us into debt,and no more dehumanising second grade corn that is best fed to animals.We do not need more lectures on governance and human rights from the US when they are themselves commiting heinous atrocities at guantamo bay.I rest this motion.</p>

<p>Fine. More money for vodka and iPads. NEXT ISSUE.</p>

<p>While macmill speaks for all of Africa, I speak for Ghana individually. </p>

<p>Like he said, we do not need your aid, we need compensation. From The United Kingdom, we demand a sum of 3.6 billion pounds. Ghana used to be known as the Gold Coast, but since you stripped us of our gold and burnt down our capital and many other cities prior to 1957, we suggest you pay up. Failure to comply may result in us taking Queen Elizabeth II hostage. </p>

<p>Motion seconded.</p>

<p>Motion supported by every citizen of Mother Russia. Failure to comply will result in WW3 and the death of Harry Potter.</p>

<p>Honorable jalapenyoface,Africa applauds your pan-african values.Indeed,the United Kingdom has plundered our resources and pumped the proceeds into the enrichment of its citizens.We demand reparations in this regard.Yet today they sit content on economies founded by our wealth,throwing a few dollars and pounds our way to keep us quiet.We have noted their ulterior motives and will not permit them to plunder us any further.</p>

<p>Imperialism has stripped off Africa off it’s primitive tribal cultures, and the World will not accept blame for what has happened years ago. We wish to give Africa(n) Countries aid, however with due exception of South Africa (which is predominantly white ruled) is a corrupt and unstable continent with greedy low life war lords.</p>

<p>Africa couldn’t organize WW3 even if it wanted, resulting in so would result in immediate pullout of all current fundings and social programs.</p>

<p>The UK refuses to pay reparations. We have given aid, but we’re not seeing it going to use. The African nations need to be removed from its current state of poverty and war. To do this infrastructure and any excess food from developed nations need to be donated to help in this effort. We are not giving you money, we are trying to stabilize the area, by giving you the necessities so you can help yourselves.</p>

<p>The amendment reads:</p>

<p>Per macmill’s abscence, I will represent West-Africa and other African nations alike. </p>

<p>I have a few (hypothetical) questions for you, shushugah and toxic93: Is it morally acceptable to enter someone’s homeland unsolicted to change their laws, their beliefs, and, in essence, their cultures? Did Africa ask to be “imperialized” (i.e., stole from) in order to become “civilized”? Isn’t Africa, as a whole, a desolent continent because of you plundering our resources? Wasn’t Africa a relatively plump, healthy continent before other countries stole our gold and carried over foreign diseases? Doesn’t it matter that what your ancestors did still affects people today? Doesn’t it matter that those war-lords were probably just a reflected image of what your ancestors were to us? </p>

<p>Aid us if you may, but if you do not compensate us with 3.6 billion pounds, we will be forced to hold your Queen hostage. Your Cadbury chocolates may or may not be taken, as well.</p>

<p>All kidding aside, we leaders of Africa appreciate your aid and donations. We will not take your queen (though I stand by my chocolate request). However, we would like to stop being treated as subhuman beings. We need not subsidized corn, nor 5 cents a day to feed an entire village. We need common law and a model government.</p>

<p>We still refuse. And abduction of the Queen will resort in a declaration of war, we are firmly warning you. What happened in the past is gone. We are deeply sorry. But money will not be given period. Money can’t erase problems, but us working for a better tomorrow is much better and can erase the issues of the past.</p>

<p>Honorable shushugah,for a perfect example of a low life war lord you need look no further than the US.The futile wars in Iraq epitomise the war-mongering legacy of Bush and his allies.Admittedly,our governments could do with better governance,but at least our presidential candidates have some form of intelligence,and are fully aware that Russia is not a neighbour of Alaska.They have also been known to read books and magazines.Moving on,to England,I say,what funding and social programs are you threatening to withdraw?Britain has never been generous to africans,if anything the monarchy has just slapped our people with sanctions.So go ahead and close your embassies,we wont tell the difference.Lastly,we do not neem more of that vile grain from your worst harvests.We need foreign direct investment and fair partnerships that develop our ecomies.And we are not all starving and disease streaken-that is the Africa of colonial times.We are moving forward.</p>

<p>You guys aren’t moving forward, your stuck. Africa is currently disease stricken and has the highest poverty rate. The facts are right in front of us. We’re trying to find ways to fix that.</p>

<p>When you say Africa is disease stricken,this is very general.Africa is a continent of 53 nations,not one blanket of land that can be viewed as one thing.Its like saying all americans are dumb just because snooki is dumb.Yes,there is disease inAfrica,but is there no disease in Asia,Europeand America?We are tired of just being called poor and sick -that does not define us.Weare actually moving forward-the continent will realise a 7percent economic growth rate this year,the prevalence rate of HIVaids in subsaharan africa has plummeted,and we arecurrently experiencing a continental technological revolution.Africa is also tipped to be the <<continent of=“” the=“” future=“”>>. We have made great strides and bythe time the world notices how much we have progressed we will be the new Asia.I never know where CNN gets some of the stuff they splash on the world stage.If I walk down the street right now there is no way I will see a malnourished child swarmed with flies and running around naked.Africa is misunderstood in the west</continent></p>