Flying Spaghetti Monster

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<p>I would like to say that I am proud to be a follower of the holy doctrine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We will all be saved by His grace and His boundless love. Thank you.</p>

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<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ spaghettis</p>

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<p>If only you cheeky FSMers actually believed in it, I would respect you.</p>

<p>BTW, what is this doctrine you speak of? What are the revealed teachings of the great FSM?</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.venganza.org%5B/url%5D"&gt;www.venganza.org&lt;/a> is home base for all us pastafarians.</p>

<p>by reading the scriptures, you will be touched by his noodley appendage.</p>

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<p>cheeky? i find that word to be somewhat hurtful, fides et ratio T_T. but never fear! we of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (CotFSM or CFSM for a short, convenient acronym) completely respect your beliefs. we are a receptive and tolerant bunch.</p>