<p><a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/126780%5B/url%5D">http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/126780</a></p>
<p>"Today, I got accepted to Yale University. My parents response: "We never expected you to get into college. We spent all of our savings on sending your brother to school." FML"</p>
<p>I SAW THAT. Well, my first reaction was “ZOMG. That sucks so bad.” My second reaction was “Wait…my parents don’t have any money saved for me, either!” Lastly, my third reaction was “I forget…Yale’s FinAid is dabomb.com.”</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>That site is horrible… affluent industrialized people ranting over their trivial problems for some attention…</p>
<p>^ Uhhhhh…it’s not meant to be taken seriously. I don’t know about you, but I just cruise the site when I’m feeling down and need a good, hearty laugh and a “HA! Sucks for you!” </p>
<p>lol, chillax.</p>
<p>Most of the things on that site are made up, and I believe that one is too.</p>
<p>I mean, an acceptance letter now? That your parents just happened to not expect.</p>
<p>Riiight.</p>
<p>^ Could be a likely letter. I do agree that most of the stuff is probably made up, but some of it is just too ironic and weird to be artificial. After all, they say reality is stranger than fiction ;)</p>
<p>For instance, this seems fake: “Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. ■■■”
Too many coincidences.</p>
<p>but I hope this is real hahaha: “Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a “keeper”, at which she laughed and said we were “just friends”. I was going to propose to her next week. ■■■”</p>
<p>Here’s one that I hope (for the author’s sake) is absolutely made up. If this actually happened to me, I would either commit hari kari or burn my roommate alive:
“Today, I handed in my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed “neither” to "n*****.” I didn’t notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. ■■■*"</p>
<p>HAHA I saw that too! fmylife is my favorite website in the world.</p>
<p>^ Those are so hilariously painful, I love’em.</p>
<p>Today, I accidentally locked my car & house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that i lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. ■■■</p>
<p>Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. ■■■</p>
<p>Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. ■■■</p>
<p>three besties. ILY fmylife.com…it’s so good for not doing homework (which, you know, really helps you get into Yale…)</p>
<p>^ That last one was hilarious! xD A serious ■■■ moment, all of them. Haha!</p>