<p>I got rejected from penn and spent some time writing a poem of sorts to calm down. I wish I could send this to Eric Furda and have one of those miracle stories where they're like change of heart and accept me xD. Ah well. Instead i decided to post it on here. Hope I make you laugh.</p>
<p>O, Glorious Penn,
I ask thou:
What wrongs have I committed?</p>
<p>Was it my grade B milk
That I brought to thy dinner table,
When thou asked me to prove that
I was worthy of such a union</p>
<p>Was't the words I used
To massage thy worshiped feet?
Were they not refined enough?</p>
<p>Or perhaps a further egregious fault
That I couldst not have recognized?
That stood between me and
The fish and the two books</p>
<p>Thou wast my life,
My desire, my lust
And yet thou let me down</p>
<p>I dreamt of being in thy quarters
Enjoying the night with thou
Four years of unforgettable memories
And yet thou let me down</p>
<p>Thou hast deserted me
And yet still I pine for thy company
What didst I do to deserve thy torture?</p>
<p>And yet here I am, at thy feet
Begging for mercy, for a second chance
And so I plead shamelessly
Dost thou have some empathy?</p>
<p>thanks xD. I used thou to sound “lofty” perse as an indicator of how people think of penn in general (like not penn being lofty but as in penn being unreachable)… but i realized that i donn’t rly know how to speak in that kind of english… like asked vs ask vs asketh… etc</p>
<p>Well I sure wish you were Jayson Weingarten (my uPenn regional officer) then -_-. Ah well. uPenn was tied for my top school with uChicago and i still haven’t heard back from the latter so i ain’t givin up hope lol</p>
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