<p>Let's talk teachers.
Share your stories about your teachers! Good teachers, bad teachers, stupid teachers, nice teachers...</p>
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<li><p>In grade 9..there was a student in our class that we thought was "mentally-challeged". He asked our teacher one day to explain the concept of "sex". Our teacher was a very chilled and cool teacher so he did explain...using a marker and a piece of paper to demonstrate (you can guess what they were for..not gonna go into details lol). That was a hilarious but awkward moment. </p></li>
<li><p>One supply teacher had great difficulties controlling the class. She realized that people kept on disappearing for some reason..so she sat right beside the door. What she didn't know was that the room had 2 doors..I myself wasn't there, but my friend told me that in the end, there were 3 kids left in the room.</p></li>
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<p>My physics teacher had us do a lab that involved refraction/reflection of light through liquids. As sort of a chemistry/physics joke, he passed out an elaborate “warning/caution” sheet on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, one of the liquids we were going to work with. It said things like “dihydrogen monoxide kills ___ people every year” and etc. Everyone got the joke except for this one girl, who is smart but really slow at things like this. So my teacher handed out cups of this “dihydrogen monoxide” to everyone, and pretended to accidentally spill some on the girl. She started to scream and cry until my physics teacher revealed the molecular formula for dihydrogen monoxide. Her reaction was priceless.</p>
<p>Nothing as funny as your stories, but, during one of my physics C lectures, my teacher was talking about two methods to solving a problem. To introduce the second problem, he said “I’ll teach you how to do it the quick and dirty way”. The class cracked up, ahaha.</p>
<p>LOL Hewhopwnz, one of my teachers did that to me! He was holding a bottle of some (probably HCl) acid and pretended to slip…Scared me for a second there too haha.</p>
<p>mycoalwin you gotta love those moments when a teacher does that…XD my bio teacher likes to draw stuff on the board, but usually the drawings involved shapes that when put together…made the class laugh. </p>
<p>American Pie…never saw that movie but was it an “inappropriate” reference? haha</p>
<p>My AP Physics teacher had us submit an assignment on turnitin.com. It was the first time he had ever used turnitin, so we asked him how he liked it.</p>
<p>He says: “Turn it in turns me on.”</p>
<p>He had no idea of how inappropriate that sounded. And as we were trying not to burst out laughing, he went on a whole speech of “But lately it’s been turning me off. Off? Or is it around? Turn it around? It would be the opposite of in, turn it out, turn it outside? Turn it inside? Turn it upside down?” and so on.</p>
<p>My AP Psych teacher was saying how this one guy who lines the football field has been working at the school forever because he is really old. Then she said “The school nurse is really afraid hes gonna go down on her” and we started cracking up and she was like oooo that sounded bad didnt it? and started laughing herself. She at least understood it. She has so many sexual jokes in that class.</p>
<p>our physics teacher is a really strange guy, the whole class is like what recess used to be, he has a closet filled with giant cases of canned ravioli, slimfast, and pretzels. When we were learning free fall and how fast things fall, he used this one kid as an example, “if this window is 50 feet high and we drop matt out of the window and he wieghs 50 kg, how long will he fall before hitting the ground?” that was on our test for the unit</p>
<p>After we were done with a liquid nitrogen lab, our AP Chemistry teacher used liquid nitrogen with ice cream “cream” to make ice cream. It was pretty good.</p>
<p>APUSH/AP Euro teacher is amazing.
My school’s weird so we’ve had him since 6th grade, all the way up through middle and high school. He’s done some crazy things…</p>
<p>One time he stood up on a desk, took out a huge plastic sword and was waving it around pretending to be Goliath… right when the executive director walked in with a tour group. You can imagine how funny it was when he tried to explain what was going on to their confused faces.</p>
<p>That was way back in 7th grade though, this year our APUSH class is extremely sassy. We make remarks at each other and at him, but it’s all in good fun so usually everyone’s really chill about it. One class, one of the kids was making all these ghetto remarks as a joke, but it was starting to get disruptive to the class. So when everyone was laughing about something/talking in general, our teacher sat down in the vacant desk next to her, looked over at her and actually said </p>
<p>It wasn’t necessarily inappropriate. One boy in my class always starts anecdotes off with, “This one time…” and once, after he said that, my teacher immediately said “Yeah, this one time, at band camp…,” a statement which is kind of a running joke through the movie.</p>
My teacher’s aren’t funny tho :(</p>