<p>Okay so, back in 5th grade on April Fools, my friend Joelle and I walked right into our social studies and sprayed our teacher with a whole can of silly string! and i have lots more lol</p>
<p>My math teacher was obsessed with coffee, and a kid in my class (middle school btw) put a rubber rat into his big coffee mug and when he was almost to the bottom of the drink, and he lifted it up to his face to take a sip, the “rat” slid to his lips and he flipped out. The teacher was so mad at us though but he never figured out who did it!</p>
<p>Also on April fools day this year, a bunch of kids set their cell phone ring tones to a cat meowing and stored them in the ceiling in a classroom. During class another kid who still had his cell phone proceeded to call all the kids whose phones were stuck in the ceiling, one by one, and the class convinced the teacher that there was a cat loose and stuck in the ceiling!</p>
<p>I had the same Latin teacher for four years and several of the same students, and by the end of those four years we had quite a variety of colorful Latin insults for each other.</p>
<p>Last year in Biology, everyone would joke around with this Mexican kid (he was fine with all the jokes) and say about going back across the border and all. So at the end of the year after we finished exams and were done learning, my teacher had us watch The Day After Tomorrow and during the scene where the Americans are crossing into Mexico to escape the blizzard, the kid shouted out, “See! We’re not the only ones who go across the border illegally!”</p>
<p>^haha my school is like 80% mexican, and its so opposite here. You’ll hear white jokes, black jokes, Asian jokes (I’m responsible for these mostly) but never mexican jokes</p>
<p>All of the classrooms in my school have smartboards, so in ninth grade, a kid hooked up a wireless mouse to the smartboard and then put the mouse inside her desk. In the middle of math, she started writing on the smartboard from her desk and the teacher flipped out because she had no clue what was going on! It was so funny! So then one kid told the teacher to ask it a question, so she asked, “What is the meaning of life?” The kid with the mouse wrote that on the smartboard, then wrote a ton of question marks. The teacher got so scared that it was answering her, she ran to the principal…It was epic!</p>
<p>Once, a gerbil got into my classroom in 8th grade and it got into this one kid’s backpack. And when he went to get his homework and saw the gerbil, he flipped out. And when my teacher saw what happened she grabbed a broom and started chasing the gerbil out of the classroom but it came back for some reason?</p>
<p><em>teacher tells stupid joke in fifth grade</em>
Kid, to other kid sitting next to him: “Do you have any tomatoes?”</p>
<p>(I’m not good at relating funny stories…whenever I try it always ends in “well, I guess you had to be there.”)</p>
<p>Taking a quiz/test in AP Econ:</p>
<p>My teacher: “Remember, if you want to copy your friend’s answers, just take a quick peek. Don’t stare for too long, or else it’s awkward for all of us.”</p>
<p>My Social studies teacher threw my bio project out the window…</p>
<p>Recently in AP Calc. BC, a girl sitting in front of me asked the teacher a question about a formula related to the Taylor Series, and since the teacher was not sure, she took another student’s formula sheet to check if she was correct. The thing is, The student’s friend drew a giant male organ under the formula, so the kid with the vandalized formula sheet quickly threw the blame on his friend. The teacher just stood quiet for a second until another kid got off from his chair and showed the teacher the gigantic, well-detailed male organ that he recently drew, claiming that he is a better artist than the other kid. The whole class stood in awkward silence for a few second until the teacher face palmed and said “boys will be boys.”</p>
<p>I was honestly surprised that nobody got warned or sent to the administration over this incident.</p>
<p>In 8th grade someone was reading out loud and said “micro-orgasm” instead of microorganism.</p>
<p>^I did that sophomore year once</p>
<p>One time in chemistry we were doing this lab involving boiling a beaker of water over a Bunsen burner, and kid used it as an opportunity to make tea. I think he measured results from it and everything.</p>
<p>(Mythology teacher on texting in class): “Do y’all seriously think I’m that stupid …I know for sure that you are not that interested in your crotch!” Or "I think it’s horrible that your crotch lights up … you should go get that checked out! "</p>
<p>Algebra I [8th Grade]:</p>
<p>Me: “May I please use the pencil sharpener?”</p>
<p>Teacher: <em>Loudest Possible Yell</em></p>
<p>Prospective Teacher who was randomly there: “Uh…”</p>
<p>Teacher: %$%!#(%&!%)(!$&!#@%(&!</p>
<p>Teacher: DO WE SAY PLEASE IN THIS CLASS???</p>
<p>Me: Wha…?</p>
<p>Teacher: YOU JUST %#$@%!^#$%!@ GET UP AND SHARPEN THE #$%@$! PENCIL!!! YOU DON’T SAY PLEASE!</p>
<p>*Note: This teacher hated me. A lot. For really dumb things. I was kicked out her class for pointing out a flaw in her math.</p>
<p>My teacher was explaining that in Japanese, hot is only used for temperature and not appearance. She attempted to draw a thermometer, but it ended up looking like genitals. She tried twice before giving up. Later that day my English class was explaining dirty jokes in Romeo and Juliet starting with my teacher saying prick means *****. It was a day full of immature laughter.</p>
<p>Everyone’s stories are pretty funny…</p>
<p>Two anecdotes:
- This guy tried to show a new kid how easily it is to cheat by taking out his textbox during an exam and flipping through it. It was really quiet, and after the fifth page flip, he accidentally ripped the entire sixth page out. The teacher looked up, and caught him with a textbook page in his hand.</p>
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<li>In math class, also during a test, my friend dropped his pencil and loudly said the F word.</li>
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