<p>1 a) I have a better chance of proving mathematically F=ma than getting into MIT.
1 b) If I get into MIT, I will attempt proving F=ma. :)</p>
<p>I have more chances of suddenly respecting George W. Bush for his ''superior'' intellect than getting into MIT.</p>
<p>If I do get into MIT, we can all have a drink and maybe even jamaican hotbox Simmons Hall, lol</p>
<p>just to let you guys know (in case any of you blanked out); according to the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle, ITS IMPOSSIBLE!</p>
<p>This is the MIT board. Obviously everybody got it. ;)</p>
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<li><p>I have a better chance of drinking 10 gallons of milk in a minute than getting into MIT.</p></li>
<li><p>If I get in (I'm actually going to do this if I get in), I will run 25 miles to my friend's house.</p></li>
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<p>i second amrik's comment about everybody getting it.</p>
<p>amrik - sorry.. im not a science/math person..... "Huh?"</p>
<p>I have a better chance of being the first woman on mars than getting into MIT</p>
<p>If i get into MIT Tex Mex food will have to be fed exed to me weekly. None of that sissy northern junk. I need the real stuff, and It aint real unless it says Hecho in Mexico.</p>
<p>i have better chance of convincin tomboy to get texmex food for me as well, than getting into MIT</p>
<p>if i get into MIT, i am beggin tomboy to please consider my request...
(tht northern junk aint for me as wll....i need curry or real mexican...)</p>
<p>haha... I hope we all get in! <em>cries</em> why does the school have to be so selective... <em>draws acceptence letters for all of us and hands out</em> whee, now we're all in! ^__^;;</p>
<p>I try not to think about the joy I would get by showing the teacher my letter (if I got one) because I'm afraid such thoughts will curse me. </p>
<p>Good luck to everybody, btw flchagani, I loved yours. ;)</p>
<p>it's "hecho EN mexico" ;-) gotta be authentic</p>
<p>1a) I have a better chance of becoming a lobster than getting into MIT.
1b) If I got in I'd streak across my city in the single digit weather until I die of exhaustion.</p>
<p>i have a better chance to ace the calc test tomorrow <em>heard it's very hard</em> than to get into MIT.</p>
<p>if i do get in, then the stupid calc test doesn't matter anymore!</p>
<p>1a) I have a better chance of solving Goldbach's Conjecture than transferring into MIT.
1b) If I am accepted as a transfer, I will ship myself in a crate from Haverford College to Room 3-103(T) at MIT. Once the crate is opened, I will present to the admissions office a fruit cornucopia as a token of my appreciation.</p>
<p>LOL, that's funny....fruit cornucopia</p>
<p>I have got better chances of flunking in the final exams than getting into MIT
If i get in, i will make sure i graduate with the highest percentage...</p>
<p>dont know why i am looking for a stimulus when i got 999 reasons to go back to the books...and work...i aint getin that daydreamer out'auf meeeee.....</p>
<p>Good luck too everybody. I hope we guys have a better shot at MIT than what u guys r saying.</p>
<p>well since i'm already accepted, i'll write about what i thought before i did
1) i have better chances of becoming jersey's greatest rock star than getting into MIT
2) if i get into mit, i will learn billie jean and dance/sing it in front of my whole school (which was done yesterday)</p>
<p>Wow you can dance like MJ? Coooool.</p>
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<li>I have better chance of squaring the circle than getting into MIT.</li>
<li>This part is not applicable since I won't get in.</li>
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<p>^ now that's the spirit. Keep it up</p>