<p>1.I have a better chance of being abducted by an UFO than getting into MIT.
2.If I get into MIT,I will shave my head</p>
<p>i really hope adides and Vampielinredi both get in!! I am excited about adides' plan for when he gets in!! I had the same issue with quite a few people about getting in Vampierlinredi so i know how you are feeling. let me tell u, getting in and getting to break the news to those people has to be one of the best feelings ever. haha, its amazing watching them have absolutely nothing to say and seeing the embarrasement on their face!!!</p>
<p>adides ill send you the food heh.
something about northerners and spicy dont seem to work...
and I speak TexMex, not spanish. there is a differance. Live in texas, youll understand.</p>
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<li> I have a better chance of doing my physics homework tonight than of getting into MIT (which is to say, slim to none).</li>
<li> If I get into MIT, I will buy national 30-second spots on broadcast networks to tell the world abou it.</li>
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<p>"and I speak TexMex, not spanish. there is a differance. Live in texas, youll understand"</p>
<p>totally understand:)</p>
<p>-a random Texan</p>
<p>I can't make the head and tail of all these 'southerner' jokes :-/</p>
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<li> I have a better chance at getting all the questions i answered right on the AIME than getting into MIT. (not going to happen, i am really not that kind of math person)</li>
<li> If i get into MIT i will actually do my english homework so i don't final</li>
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<li>I have a better chance of writing the next great american novel than get into MIT.</li>
<li>It I get in, I will attempt to write a novel about my happiness, but will fail miserably because no great american novel can encompass the happiness that I will feel.</li>
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<p><em>I hope everyone gets in!</em></p>
<p>oh but there is a huge difference between TexMex and Spanish. Plus TexMex food is incredible...im gonna miss it :(. nothing can compare. </p>
<p>-another random Texan-</p>
<p>haha</p>
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<li>i have a better chance of being the first (east) indian nascar driver than getting into MIT</li>
<li>If i get into MIT, i will send Caltech a photocopy of my index finger...</li>
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<li>i have a better chance of being the first (east) indian nascar driver than getting into MIT</li>
<li>If i get into MIT, i will send Caltech a photocopy of my middle finger...</li>
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<p>(correction: wrong finger...)</p>
<p>THX tomboy for the tex-mex offer...been to tx...foods awesome (followed by cajun...) </p>
<p>ne1 knnows what MIT canteen serves???</p>
<p>food trucks!</p>
<p>There's also a feature on dining, on today's MIT page:</p>
<p>Guys... be careful of what you say you'll do...</p>
<p>I think I said I would name my kid TIM or Athena... but Athena sounds like a stripper name and I met a guy named Tim that I didn't like... so... who knows?</p>
<p>I understand athena but i dont get where TIM comes from (berners-lee?).</p>
<p>MIT............ reverse the letters.. =TIM</p>
<p>All right, who here has to own up to a few things??</p>
<p>Well I guess now I will have to square the circle. :)</p>
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<li><p>i have a bttr chance of marrying some bollywood star than gettin in mit.. ;)</p></li>
<li><p>IF by any miracle i get in, well , i have already promised all ym frenz treats and umm, .......oh well itz nvr gonna happen</p></li>
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