<p>1) Standing up in Quaker Meeting for Worship, and not saying anything (And staying standing for 5 minutes).</p>
<p>2) Staring too long at someone while they're trying to have a serious conversation with you.</p>
<p>3) Slo-mo'ing everything you do.</p>
<p>constantly forgetting your teacher's name...this happened to me for lke 3 weeks with my math teacher in 8th grade...</p>
<p>Haha, yeah that happened to my friend when we were walking in the hallway junior year. We were passing a math teacher from the year before and he blanked on her name, and started to call her "Marge" (her first name) then caught himself. He then said nothing, the teacher stopped, stared at him, and said "Mrs. Flynn??" and he was just like "Yeahh..." and walked away. It was hilarious.</p>
<p>Failing to recite a sermon correctly or forgetting what one needed to say</p>
<p>Accidentally calling your teacher "Mom" when you get swept up in what you're saying.</p>
<p>or doing the same thing with your friends, but swapping "Mom" for the names of your siblings.</p>
<p>i do the latter all the time RBase</p>
<p>geting caught sleeping in meeting for worship, and finding out later that you were snoring</p>
<p>haha i remembered one: it isnt exactly awkward or hypothetical but it was funny so.... I was on a bus ride, my dad was sitting behind me and I was sitting next to really hot chick. Well my dad started snoring, but I mean hardcore snoring, the kind of thing that must be illegal in several states lol. And suddenly the girl next to me started complaining " about the rude guy behind us who keeps snoring"..she didnt know it was my dad... in the end she found out, and it was awkward talking to her for the rest of the ride....</p>
<p>Not hypothetical, but kinda fits...</p>
<p>At a friend's house to watch the Redskins game vs. Seattle...game's over we're goofing off, power goes out. We hook up the generator, and it's powering the basement. So his dad turns to him and goes..."Ok, Nick, I'm going up to make out with your mom." We stood in silence for a full three seconds before cracking up.</p>
<p>Or, I was getting my ass kicked in a chess match as my AP Calc teacher (leader of club) watches. Then my AP Lit teacher walks in. Then my AP Physics teacher walks in. Then the head of the math department walks in. Then my teachers were discussing my performance in their respective classes. "He goofed big on a quiz today."..."I'm impressed with his performance in my class." "Yeah, but nothing can save him now..." Then I didn't take advice from the head of the math department (did the move he specifically told me not to do) and he stormed out, "GOD! No one effing listens to me!" Oh, and we were the only match in the room, everyone else had finished already.</p>
<p>Having a friend that wore a trenchcoat to school. w/ no pants/underwear underneath. tee hee hee.</p>
<p>Here's another not hypothetical one.</p>
<p>I go to an all boys school (about 430 of us), but there is one girl who drives from her school to take German at our school. So one day, there's a fire (not really, just smoke), so we all assemble in the gym. She's a junior, so she goes and sits in their section, initially by herself, but eventually she's surrounded. And so she's the only girl in a sea of guys. So, since we're stuck there until the fire department clears us to go back to class, we all start chanting. The juniors all stand up, point at the girl, and go "WE GOT CHICKS, WE GOT CHICKS (x5)."</p>
<p>When they sit, we seniors respond with: "SEND HER OVER! clap clap clapclapclap. SEND HER OVER, clap clap clapclapclap."</p>
<p>So I guess it was a shade awkward for her to know that EVERY single guy was looking at her, even before the cheering.</p>
<p>I know a small clique of about 6 or seven friends that all went out and bought identical trenchcoats, and wore them one day at school. That was really awkward. 'Cept they had undies and stuff on. We now call said clique "The Rat Pack".</p>
<p>Okay, we can change it so that you all can just post plain awkward situations. I never was really stuck on them being hypothetical, and we seem to be having fun like this, so just say awkward stuff if you want.</p>
<p>heehee. Dunno if deliberately awkward situations count, but I once dressed up in a dress/shirt/kilt/mismatched socks/high heels/straw hat/winter hat/funky belt/etc. and brought my stuffed worm along to each table in the cafeteria to wish them a happy Wednesday. Filming their reactions made a fun English project.</p>
<p>Farting in class.</p>
<p>not awkward at my school. In fact, it's celebrated. Even one girl burps a lot (at least once a class period), and no one says a word.</p>
<p>When your powerpoint presentation for lit class doesn't work (this happened)
What the teacher asks you questions you don't know the answer to and assumes everyone should(another lit incident---okay, I don't care about some stupid symbols and what the author intended. it's a story, take it as that and leave it be. stupid lit teachers and their overanalyzing which is not necessary.)</p>
<p>flierdeke- hahahaha i just laughed out loud, and i mean really loud. i wish people would do that at my school.</p>
<p>-when you start to ask a question in class and lose your train of thought midway.</p>
<p>-When you stump the teacher with a question and they don't know what to say.</p>
<p>-When you hear the TEACHER fart, and pretend as if they didn't.</p>
<p>-Saying "Hey Baby" to your teacher (one kid in my class does this, and gets away with it. I think the teacher likes it. She's like 30.</p>
<p>There was a kid in my math class last year who used to say things like "When I think about (teacher's name), I touch myself!"</p>