<p>hahah, I just remembered another awkward situation from today! Our school was having this "porn nation" event, and flyers were up all over school so we were discussing it before class. We thought the calc teacher couldn't hear us because we were talking pretty quietly, so one of the guys decided to be smooth and ask me if I wanted to participate in the event with him. The teacher let out this snort/giggle so it was pretty obvious he heard our entire conversation. The joys of being the only girl in a class full of boys! Needless to say, it was a little awkward today.</p>
<p>I think I killed a really good thread :(</p>
<p>*when somebody makes a joke in class that everybody understands but the teacher, and then they force you to explain it to them</p>
<p>And an actual awkward moment...
We had a winter holiday assembly in December. It was the typical "listen to the school bands/choirs" type of event, with the exception of the Chanukah Song (a parody... basically had a verse for all the seniors in our school who were Jewish... and it was sung by two of them). Off topic, but lyrics included "Don't tell our moms but we've all eaten bacon" and "Have a happy Chanukah, smoke your marajuanica". </p>
<p>Anyways, so at the end, they had "santa" (aka a P.E. teacher in an outfit) come in to the assembly. He ran in, threw candy at the bleachers, then sat down on this big chair in front of everybody. Our principal goes to sit on his lap, pulls the mic towards her... and the first thing she says is "wow, santa sure is boney!". It was SO funny.</p>
<p>hahahah! That's hilarious about the Chanukah song. I've heard the one by Adam Sandler but it's funny about the "don't tell our moms, but we've all eaten bacon" </p>
<p>to everybody, this is such a good thread! It can't die!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>aww man. . nah you didn't kill it, i just had to go start on hmwk and your school is pretty awesome for having a a porn nation event :p</p>
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<p>Haha... I know what you mean. I was in the guidance office the other day, and counselor sees me and says "I heard about your math midterm. It was pretty bad." It was the highest grade in the class, so I was confused. Then he says "Pretty bad for the rest of the class that is."</p>
<p>Waking up the next morning a realizing you just slept with your best friend's wife.</p>
<p>Oh, phew! I thought I killed the best thread in CC history on my first day as a member (I confess, I'm a long time lurker) :(</p>
<p>For the record, we found out today that the porn nation event thing is put on by the campus crusaders for christ or something, so it wasn't what it sounds like.</p>
<p>In biology a few weeks ago, V. wouldn't stop talking with B., so our teacher makes him sit in the empty desk next to W. Later in class, she looks up from her lecture and says, "Know what, V. and W.? You guys would make good, uh, lab partners." They two of them turned bright red.</p>
<p>And today, in orchestra, our directors says, "Don't look now, but A. [french horn player who had just finished a long passage] is bright red." So everyone turns and looks at him and he just gets even redder.</p>
<p>hmm my boyfriend called me "mom" once and I was like...gross.</p>
<p>he then called his mom "hunny" accidently cause he's used to me nagging him, but that day his mom was.</p>
<p>that's really awkward (the "hunny" one) :D</p>
<p>pulling in to the same parking lot as the guy you just cut off and he beeped at you in rage.</p>
<p>Almost cracking up while the teacher's lecturing the class, because you instantly think of something hilarious, and you have to stifle your laughs...It's also the same if you're reading aloud in class and you read something funny...I once had to yell "Wh*re!" about five times while we were reading "The Crucible" in Honors English II last year.</p>
<p>i tend to say my brother's name whenever i'm trying to persuade someone....curious why...</p>
<p>MCZ: Aahh, the Crucible! I had to read for Proctor too. WHORE!</p>
<p>Actual embarrassing/awkward moments:</p>
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<li>Acidentally spitting someone while talking to them. (damn retainers. x.x;)</li>
<li>Waving back/saying "hi" back to someone when they were actually greeting .. someone else. x.x;;</li>
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<p>-my english teacher does the same thing- he says something and i turn red for some reason, and then he smiles and tells the whole class "look how red she is" and they all laugh at me so i turn even redder lol... so embarrassing</p>
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<li>u wanna know what was REALLY awkward?i think i said this b4 on CC but on HIV/AIDS awareness day, in Latin Class, we had to watch a movie about "situations" (its unprotected sex, etc) and so it ended up with my Latin teacher (who is in his 20s and really good looking) talking on and on about BJs, and what a rigorous activity it was... man everyone was like O_O</li>
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<p>"Waving back/saying "hi" back to someone when they were actually greeting .. someone else. x.x;;"</p>
<p>bouncechrissy me too lol!</p>
<p>When you walk up to someone thinking he's your dad and start scolding him in Chinese for being slow and he turns around and.. he's not your father. Oops.</p>
<p>scold your FATHER?!</p>
<p>son if i did that, i'd get a swift slap to the face and be forced to ride the bus or something, for a long time.</p>
<p>my parents are never wrong, it's always my fault, my error. even if I wasn't there at the time, it comes back to me. life's strange huh.</p>
<p>quite strange.</p>