<p>Lots of bad info in this thread, lots of good.</p>
<p>Dropping 1000 calories a day is a horrible idea. Great way to send your system into starvation mode- store as many calories as possible(in the form of fat) and dump unneeded and costly draws on your caloric supply(muscles). If you want to drop your caloric intake, do it slowly and smoothly. Cut it by 100 calories a day for the first week, 50 more the next week, 50 more the next etc etc etc.</p>
<p>You can lose weight with the dining hall food, but it all depends on what you choose and what you do to work out. If you stick to lean, grilled chicken and salads, you'll be fine. If you eat fries smothered in dressing and pasta every day, you won't.</p>
<p>If you are working out regularly, caloric intake doesn't matter much. I usually eat 3500-4500 calories per day, no problems with fat gain. That said if I stop working out for an extended period of time, I need to scale back to 2300ish to maintain my weight, or else I would be quite tubby, quite quickly.</p>
<p>Lift weights, even if you don't want to get big. More muscle mass= higher constant caloric draw. You will be burning more calories even when you do nothing.</p>
<p>Bench 1.5x BW, Squat 2.0x BW and and Deadlift 2.5x BW is a great idea...if you want to blow out your knees and slip a disk. I've been working out pretty rigorously for the past 5 years and I've seen maybe 20 guys who could do something like that. Benching your body weight, squatting 1.5x and deadlifting 1.5x is a very solid workout that will give you enough weight to have a great physique(along with other exercises). Don't expect to start out at those levels though, begin where you feel comfortable and slowly ratchet up the weight.</p>
<p>Other common sense stuff: cut out soda, it's wasted empty calories and it really is terrible for you. I stopped drinking it 2 years ago and had my first coke about 2 months ago, felt like liquid fire going down my esophagus. Eat lots of lean meats and proteins, stay away from refined sugars and carbs in excess amounts. If it looks overly creamy or you can see pools of grease, it's probably not a good idea.</p>
<p>In 2 weeks, I wouldn't say you're going to get any really meaningful results, but you can easily be looking good by the time Undie Run rolls around, and that's what it's all about right?</p>
<p>Here's the workout I've been using for the past few weeks. It's pretty solid, varies the style and excercises for you, and is pretty easy to follow.
<a href="http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/docs/2007/triphasetraining.pdf%5B/url%5D">http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/docs/2007/triphasetraining.pdf</a></p>
<p>Couple that with 10-15 minutes of running a day and you'll be solid.</p>