<p>I have to write a graduation speech this weekend, and I have no idea where to start. Can someone give me ideas on how I should go about with this?</p>
<p>Thanks</p>
<p>Solution: Google.</p>
<p>Make sure its funny, not funny like inside jokes funny.</p>
<p>"Just remember what the guidance counselors told us. College admissions are like trying to go out with a woman. If you are ugly (have a low GPA), the girl(college) will reject you before you even have the chance to say something."</p>
<p>omg
ty kinglin
i'm salutatorian
and i TOTALLY forgot
i have to have my draft in when i get back from spring break
I guess I've been so pre-occupied studying for AP exams
ah! thanks for the reminder..even though it was unintentional ;)</p>
<p>Are you guys good public speakers?</p>
<p>lol kinglin. That's great. :)</p>
<p>What did you guys say to make it funny?</p>
<p>Use inside jokes that your school knows about (examples like blackouts, gas leaks, fire alarms, etc) to engage the school audience. It works at my school.</p>