<p>i just read some of the new posts. very funny. good to see a sense of humor out there. i almost called this forum "help: ferrari vs porsche."</p>
<p>hahah! This post is cracking me up! :D</p>
<p>I'm worried about my S. He was admitted to the Baseball Hall of Fame, but not until the third try. Also, he was beat out for the Nobel Prize for Peace by some tinhorn two-bit dictator, and the play he produced on Broadway just shut down after only a twelve year run. Do you think he'll get off the waitlist at any of these schools? </p>
<p>NOTE: this thread reminds me of this Monty Python skit: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/3370/tweare.txt%5B/url%5D">http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/3370/tweare.txt</a></p>
<p>Nhfootballer, maybe I missed it and if you don't mind my asking but how did you do for Mar 10th?</p>
<p>I am appalled that those on this board are exaggerating or "lying" about their stats. I believe it to be completely unfair for the applicants of next year. Here are my true stats.</p>
<p>106 percent on the SSAT </p>
<p>6.41 GPA (highest attainable with AP classes)</p>
<p>Nobel peace prize at 14 (truly youngest ever) whoever else posted this was lying</p>
<p>7 Varsity Sports</p>
<p>4 State hockey championships </p>
<p>A recommendation letter from Abraham Lincoln as well as George Washington</p>
<p>An outstanding interview with the director of admissions</p>
<p>A personal acceptance letter from Princeton as well as Stanford and MIT</p>
<p>Served on the Supreme Court</p>
<p>Related to the President</p>
<p>I hope my stats are adequate for the schools listed above.</p>
<p>Oh of coursr not!</p>
<p>You need at LEAST a 168 on the SSAT!</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>Obama08 has succeeded best in hitting the bar set by the original post with this reply. Well done!</p>
<p>Do you completely screw up your chances at becoming Pope if you go to an Episcopal school?</p>
<p>Well, I was an aide to Bill Clinton, but I can say no more except I still have the shirt</p>
<p>am i the only one who knows a 99th percentile is the highest you can get on any standardized test, or do i just have a totally whacked sense of humor?!</p>
<p>We all know, we're just fooling around.
YOu should adjust your humor-metre
:)</p>
<p>laxtaxi- love the skit :D</p>
<p>leanlikeacello, how dare you address me so familiarly. I have supped with presidents. Now move away, you're breathing on my chest medals.</p>
<p>Supped is an awfully fancy word. You can't mess a person who says the word supped.</p>
<p>Indeed, peon. Indeed.</p>
<p>supped? was that on the ssat?</p>
<p>Andover has produced presidents. It also has possibly the best academics out of all of the schools and is known as one of hte best. :)
Many people go form Groton to Harvard, by the way. Also, Milton had 13 people go to harvard.</p>
<p>I'm so of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Oxford.... Isn't there a better school out there yet?</p>
<p>Obama08, perhaps you ll deign to write for the Harvard Lampoon. I see a natural fit there, even if the university isnt up to standard.</p>
<p>Andover may have produced Presidents, but Deerfield (and Eaglebrook) have produced a KING.<br>
:)</p>
<p>Hey, when I was at Choate one of my fellow students was Haile Selassi's grandson, who the rastafarians (sp?) believed was a living god.:)</p>