<p>Okay this was soooo weird but I messed up my test because a spider crawled on me. and doing what spiders do, it bit me. and i was in pain. and then a fly landed on my skin and the spider ATE the fly. and i was in pain and so distracted and then i tried smacking the spider but it kept on running away so i tried to get the spider off me for 5 minutes. eventually it flew off. but then didn't finish 10 questions on the test due to this stupid spider. help what should I do??</p>
<p>you should have killed it while it was distracted with the fly</p>
<p>You’re seriously an idiot.</p>
<p>“i tried smacking the spider but it kept on running away so i tried to get the spider off me for 5 minutes”</p>
<p>Wow, you’re a guy and you’re supposed to have testosterone and some balls, but you can’t even get a freaking spider that is the size of a baby’s pinky off of you? There’s something wrong with you and also adding the fact that you would make such a big deal out of a stupid little spider bite that made you become “in pain.” You really seem like a weak, feeble loser, along with being antisocial and lonely, and it is your responsibility to deal with skipping 10 questions on a test over some tiny, dumb insect.</p>
<p>You should’ve swallowed the fly, and then swallow the spider to get the fly!</p>
<p>then swallowed a bird to consume the spider whilst in your stomach</p>
<p>then swallowed a cat to catch the bird that consumed the spider that got the fly</p>
<p>and then swallowed a dog to chase the cat that caught the bird that consumed the spider that got the fly</p>
<p>@TRUFFLIEPUFF. Male stereotypes, way to go.</p>
<p>then swallowed a goat to catch the dog that chased the cat that caught the bird that consumed the spider that got the fly</p>
<p>■■■■■, well done.</p>
<p>Funny - I never really thought of him as a ■■■■■.</p>
<p>Whoa, Trufflie, who took a dump in your Cheerios? Lighten up</p>
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<p>It was actually an arachnid…</p>
<p>I always took him seriously, until he admitted to being a ■■■■■ in a different thread. At least I think he did.</p>
<p>Was it a radioactive mutant spider? Because if it was, then odds are that you are now Spider Man.</p>
<p>^I literally lol’ed at that</p>
<p>If you were smacking and chasing after this spider for 5 whole minutes, don’t you think you’re teacher or someone would have noticed and said something? I highly doubt that this happened.</p>
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<p>Your failure at classifying an organism correctly disallows you from making critical comments. Congratulations, you failed.</p>
<p>A horse, a horse, a horse to swallow my animal kingdom!</p>
<p>^^ The fly.</p>
<p>Also should have added arachnid because of the spider.</p>
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<p>Nerd
10 char</p>