<p>Ummm... once a group of my friends and I were standing in the music hallway, outside the band director's door. Band was going on, but we were copying music (or... we were 'copying music.') Really, we were chatting about how every thing that our conductor says sounds like sexual innuendo. We were laughing about this for a really long time... prrrrrreeettty loudly when one boy noticed that the assistant band director was sitting right in the office... literally seven feet from us.... urgghh. We just collapsed on the floor and had a fit. It was sooo awkward.</p>
<p>Once, when I was a junior in high school, I was in my animation class, trying to log on to my computer. The computer wouldn't recognize my password. Now, I had had this problem two days ago also, and I had gone to Mrs. Malone (Vice Principle) to get a new password; now, this password wasn't working either. So ya, I was a little upset. And the fact that most of my classmates were ahead of me didn't help to ease my tension either. </p>
<p>So, not knowing how else to express my frustratinon, I turned to the guy next to me, and I said (as a joke), "I'm gonna kill Malone!" Now, I didn't exactly scream this out, but I was in the front row, and my teacher turned and stared at me for a few seconds. Those 5 seconds of silence seemed like 5 hours...</p>
<p>Incredibly, he must not have heard me perfectly, cuz he said, "Ya, your right, you have to go see Mrs. Malone". So I did get out of it ok, but those few seconds were a sort of a horrific kind of akward feeling.</p>
<p>P.S. I should note that at my school, this one kid got suspended for like three days cuz he stood up before the school bus had come to a complete stop. So ya, my school might have expelled me or something.</p>
<p>ok so today we're talking about how hard it would be to date this one girl who NEVER STOPS TALKING</p>
<p>and we're like you must have to be the male version of jane doe*. (jane doesnt talk and is exceedingly awkward, but a good listener. we would assume). and we're all laughing and my frtiend goes 'well yeah, jane doe would be great for her! shes ..."</p>
<p>insert jane doe walking up behind us: "hey......."
insert long awkward pause.....
me: "hey jane! we were talking about how nice you were and what a great listener you were!"</p>
<p>whats terrible is that we WERE talking about how nice she was, and quiet, not like anything mean, its just when someone you're tlaking about walks up on you its AWKKKK to the max.</p>