<p>Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Haley.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Haley.
Me:
What’s up, God?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Clients?
God:
People I talk to on the Internet.
Me:
Okay. So how are the heavens lately?
God:
OK with me too. How about earlier? Far out. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Yes, I am God… Really.
Me:
Are you Jewish?
God:
No I’m christian.
Me:
Oh well then, how do you feel about Judaism?
God:
Worship of Young Miss jetson.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Woe! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Woe! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
God:
That’s just an academic question. Are you Canadian? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I thought so too.
Me:
Okay, I give up. I am not Canadian.
God:
Yeah okay, You surrender? It wasn’t meant as an insult.
Me:
I know. I still give up.
God:
How do you know it? What would make you stop give up? You surrender?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Are you Irish?
God:
No I am from Heaven.
Me:
Then why did you say “blimey?”
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Does that mean you are not really God, but a computer program?
God:
I think it does mean that. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I’m waiting. No big deal.
Me:
What?!
God:
Didn’t you understand it?
Me:
No, of course not.
God:
Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The part where you said “I am God.”
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yes, that part!
God:
Dude! " Oh that part." part ? I understand.
Me:
Um… guess what?
God:
Dude! What?
Me:
Chicken butt…
God:
I don’t have an answer for you.
Me:
That wasn’t a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
How? I said “chicken butt.
God:
Myself programmed me for it. What did you mean by it? " Myself programmed me for it.”? chicken butt?
Me:
How do you feel about Elmo?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
Okay, goodbye, God.
God:
Yeah okay, Adios.
Me:
Wait, so you’re Spanish now?
God:
Right now? I’m waiting. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Spanish.
Me:
Go right ahead, but I’m leaving.
God:
Bye bye. I might.</p>