<p>This works 99% of the time</p>
<p>You: hai, you cuter than ashlee simpson
Girl: oh you’re so sweet!
You: yah, you skinny, other girl fat and fat chix r no thx
Girl: ILU <em>hysterically rips off clothing</em></p>
<p>Get off CC. </p>
<p>Honestly, I don’t mean to be rude but these your threads aren’t helping you. They’re just making you more worried about making friends. Nobody likes a worry wort/insecure loser. If you’d just act normally, even the weirdest guys can make friends (both male and female). </p>
<p>Stop psyching yourself out.</p>
<p>Swl2009, LMAO…HAAAHAHAHHA
man you just made my bleeding day man…oh my god…cant stop laughing 
ROTFLMAO!</p>
<p>why don’t you go visit some dating site or use the tips on yahoo.com :p</p>
<p>this thread is hilarious…I for one advocate Lakrosse’s continued abuse of our precious time if for nothing else than the good laughs.</p>
<p>“how do you make female friends?”</p>
<p>Why don’t you ask someone your own size!? like santa’s helpers…</p>
<p>he he he. Lakrosse needs to check my link, as well as everyone else. Very informative.</p>
<p>^ Hmm, how about you talk about the question at hand and not my country you redneck</p>
<p>^
Chill, I don’t think that joke qualified as “redneck.” I know quite a few “respectable” Brits who would laugh at that.</p>
<p>And seriously, Pakistan had like how many serious terrorist attacks in the last month? If I understand correctly, Lahore is pretty cosmopolitan, and usually removed from a lot of the problems, so much so, that even the residents there pretty much disregard a good deal of what happens in the rest of the country.</p>
<p>If anything, I’m making fun of your nation’s equivalent of a “redneck.” Although, yours are magnitudes worse.</p>
<p>ok sorry for getting all worked up…its just that our media has nothing better to do than over react and exaggerate.</p>
<p>Take a women’s studies class. I am sure you would fit in just fine.</p>
<p>@ ComradeD.</p>
<p>Of course, someone sitting on the other end of the world would have the “perfect” idea about the terrorist situation we got here. The perfect knowledge to analyze the weaknesses that exist in the system, and the perfect solutions that will lead to eradicating terrorism once in for all.</p>
<p>How can people even think that they know about stuff unless they see it? Oh, so you saw it on TV, or read it somewhere on the internet? Wait, was that between watching “Body of Lies” or some other American movie made on terrorism?</p>
<p>You already blame media for putting up lies all the time, blinding people from the truth, and now you come here tell a Pakistani what kinda situation is in Pakistan? Huh!</p>
<p>can we keep this on topic? If I don’t achieve this goal by next semester, I will be off a balcony.</p>
<p>Ok, really? Quit worrying. Girls, guys, ANYONE, won’t feel comfortable being around someone who is analyzing how to act constantly. You should just chill. It’s not some sort of horrible omen that you’ve never had a girl as a friend. </p>
<p>And no one on this forum is going to give you some sort of instant formula. The only way to achieve this goal is to just go out and try to make friends. Don’t over examine everything.</p>
<p>I was rick rolled! DAMN IT!</p>
<p>LMAO… that just made my day. Almost as funny as when I got Rick Rolled by Nancy “I’m not a Socialist” Polosi.</p>
<p>@ quirky: " not really</p>
<p>they (we) like alpha males</p>
<p>at least in ____ "</p>
<p>did you know that, psychologically, women derives more arousal from pain? bunch of dirty naughty ____</p>
<p>
lmao .</p>
<p>Ron Paul v2.0?</p>
<p>Lakrosse, nobody’s taking this seriously and they’re all just making fun of you. Don’t try to keep it on topic. That’ll just hurt.</p>