<p>please respond</p>
<p>which "screw" are u referring to? there are so many meanings...</p>
<p>Where is this light bulb you speak of? You know...it could make a big difference</p>
<p>i don't know about cornell but here's a good harvard one ;)
(thanks dani)</p>
<p>how many harvard students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, he holds it in and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>i say this having a love for cornell as an applicant and someone with multiple family members attending...</p>
<p>"how many cornell students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" </p>
<p>The answer is 2</p>
<p>One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure</p>
<p>Hahah...I loooooooooove Cornell. :)</p>
<p>Just thought it needed to be established.</p>
<p>i know this should be a new post but i don't feel like making one</p>
<p>who are cornell's rivals?</p>
<p>:( i feel so ashamed for not knowing...</p>
<p>U Penn football
Harvard hockey; CU is 15-3-1 w/ harvard since '96 or something.</p>