<p>This is the funniest thing ever! haha I literally laughed as I read these ones! :)</p>
<p>-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic group to screw it in unison.</p>
<p>-ST. PAUL’S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a bong.</p>
<p>-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>
<p>-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the light bulb and two more to screw him “Hotchkiss Style.”</p>
<p>-KENT: 4-1 to use a bulb so he can admire his face, 1 to break the bulb in his face, 1 to get another one, and 1 to get the coach because they are so skinny it hurts to reach up so high.</p>
<p>-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light bulb wouldn’t go out.</p>
<p>-PROCTOR: 33 - Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call maintenance.</p>
<p>-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.</p>
<p>-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew outfit for the occasion.</p>
<p>-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help him with his geometry homework.</p>
<p>-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>
<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 12 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the others are occupied.</p>
<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>
<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They’re still working on it.</p>
<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so they can party all night long.</p>
<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised party off-campus.</p>
<p>-ST. GEORGE’S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>
<p>-ST. MARK’S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>
<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN’S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin the next Sunday.</p>
<p>-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.</p>
<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don’t burn out man!</p>
<p>-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of light. And three to wash pots.</p>
<p>-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as good as they want it to be</p>
<p>-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20 kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly lightbulb’s honor.</p>
<p>-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.</p>
<p>-HOLDERNESS SCHOOL - 5 - one to screw in the light bulb and the other 4 to go to ussa.org to see how it affected his FIS points.</p>
<p>NORTHFIELD MOUNT HERMON: 631 (the entire student body) - They all did it as part of the work program.</p>
<p>-BURKE ACADEMY - 2 - only one to screw in the light bulb, but the other 1 has to unplug the wax iron first.</p>
<p>-CANTERBURY - 20 - 9 kids on the hockey team. 9 girls in the bags of the hockey players that will soon be taken to the hockey locker room. 1 priest to tell them that a puck **** is not holy. And the one kid to screw the lightbulb.</p>
<p>-PUTNEY SCHOOL -18 - one student to screw in the new grow light 12 to figure out how to power it via manure, one to sculpt the event for prosperity, one to paint the event, and three to write the music to remember the event by</p>
<p>-CATE SCHOOL -3 - 1 student to screw in the lightbulb, 1 student to report him and have him expelled for not using an eco-friendly bulb, and 1 student to invent and replace it with a new $1600 bioluminescent lightbulb.</p>
<ul>
<li>CONCORD ACADEMY - 4 - one to put the normal one in, one to take it out, one to buy a lava lamp, and one to dispose of the old lamp</li>
</ul>
<p>-PUBLIC SCHOOL-As many as they can get–they can’t afford to buy a lightbulb. 
(Gentle joke, as I’m a public schooler myself.)</p>
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<p>This post stopped pre-maturely. There are tons of schools not included. Any day schools? Horrace Mann would be ripe for a rib!</p>
<p>Wow I remember this one from a long long time ago.</p>
<p>THIS THREAD OMG @mrnephew THE MEMORIES :(( </p>
<p>Yeah… where did everyone else go?</p>
<p>@mrnephew To boarding school… hehe >:) </p>
This came up in conversation today, and I was inspired to update Groton’s.
-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic group to screw it in unison.
-ST. PAUL’S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a bong.
-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
-GROTON: 382–inclusion.
-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the light bulb and two more to screw him “Hotchkiss Style.”
-KENT: 4-1 to use a bulb so he can admire his face, 1 to break the bulb in his face, 1 to get another one, and 1 to get the coach because they are so skinny it hurts to reach up so high.
-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light bulb wouldn’t go out.
-PROCTOR: 33 - Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call maintenance.
-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.
-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew outfit for the occasion.
-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help him with his geometry homework.
-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.
-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 12 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the others are occupied.
-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.
-LAWRENCEVILLE: They’re still working on it.
-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so they can party all night long.
-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.
-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised party off-campus.
-ST. GEORGE’S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex
-ST. MARK’S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.
-ST. SEBASTIAN’S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin the next Sunday.
-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.
-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of light. And three to wash pots.
-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as good as they want it to be
-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20 kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly lightbulb’s honor.
-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.
-HOLDERNESS SCHOOL - 5 - one to screw in the light bulb and the other 4 to go to ussa.org to see how it affected his FIS points.
NORTHFIELD MOUNT HERMON: 631 (the entire student body) - They all did it as part of the work program.
-BURKE ACADEMY - 2 - only one to screw in the light bulb, but the other 1 has to unplug the wax iron first.
-CANTERBURY - 20 - 9 kids on the hockey team. 9 girls in the bags of the hockey players that will soon be taken to the hockey locker room. 1 priest to tell them that a puck **** is not holy. And the one kid to screw the lightbulb.
-PUTNEY SCHOOL -18 - one student to screw in the new grow light 12 to figure out how to power it via manure, one to sculpt the event for prosperity, one to paint the event, and three to write the music to remember the event by
-CATE SCHOOL -3 - 1 student to screw in the lightbulb, 1 student to report him and have him expelled for not using an eco-friendly bulb, and 1 student to invent and replace it with a new $1600 bioluminescent lightbulb.
- CONCORD ACADEMY - 4 - one to put the normal one in, one to take it out, one to buy a lava lamp, and one to dispose of the old lamp
can somebody do one for Berkshire school?