Jokes For Levity

Colleges and Universities A-Z Yale University
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<p>Here are a few jokes I thought would help in this process.</p>

<p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him </p>

<p>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--New Haven looks better in the dark. </p>

<p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. </p>

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<p>Hee! A little something for everyone. =)</p>

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<p>I love them. All three fit perfectly to the stereotypes of their schools.</p>

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<p>I saw that in New York Times. Very cute.</p>

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<p>How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>

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<p>How many?</p>

<p>"How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation." haha.</p>