<p>je te trouve magnifique, sauron</p>
<p>(pour les autres: il est rigolo, vous etes cretins)</p>
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<p>^^^the only thing i laughed at in this thread.</p>
<p>I seriously can't tell if sauronvoldemort is a complete joke or not. all his threads are ridiculous.
....am I completely losing my sense for sarcasm?</p>
<p>merci mes beaux lapins pour tes compl</p>
<p>merci mes beaux lapins pour tes complements.</p>
<p>ecoutez-moi! je suis jumeau d'alexandre le grand! je reve d'etre le roi d'angria, le royaume africain.</p>
<p>not all posts are ridiculous. look at my thread on alexander!!i'm the intellectual one and the others are being the dunderheads. listen, if u serious want some student lectures par excellence, tune in on me!! and also tune in on charizardpal, his my pokemon pal, my magic pal and my yu-gi-oh pal. we always duel and i always win!!!!!!!</p>
<p>i must regret to tell u that my french is completely empty of accents. let me see...yes! in the style of the recluse victorian writer charlotte bronte, i write poor french. always take after famous people.</p>
<p>practicing matrix moves every 10 yards, lol hilarious</p>
<p>Any P.I.M.P.'s out there that want to give serious tips though?</p>
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<p>Tip #1. Don't post on college message boards asking for advice with the ladies.</p>
<p>to OP: </p>
<p>1.) where'd you copy that from?</p>
<p>2.) If you're such a ladies-man, like you say, why aren't you out with the ladies right now?</p>
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<p>what if he was posting with all the ladies right next (or top of) to him? </p>
<p>Seriously though, why do you wanna try and attract girls? Let it happen naturally.</p>
<p>probably because girls aren't naturally attacted to losers (hah!)</p>
<p>so, i'm really just bored right now..</p>
<p>I'm not a loser.</p>
<p>Sauron: Donnez-moi des conseilles pour le magic et le yugioh s'il te plait! Ils sont mes jeus favorites et la seule raison qui les jeunes filles m'adorent...</p>
<p>Je deteste francais.</p>
<p>a magician, eh? or cardplayer?</p>
<p>young women adore you for that?</p>
<p>"magic the gathering" is like over ten years old. i think there are still championships in belgium or some place in europe for all the geeks around the world who built a fantastic deck. it took me six months to fully learn how to play magic. i was so psyched when i built some of the most invincible decks. boy, magic is a classic for TRUE GEEKS. some geeks have a whole closet-full of magic cards. i also love magic not just because it's strategic like chess, but because of all the fantasy involved. i feel like i'm in middle-earth when i duel with my magic deck.</p>
<p>i suppose the guy who responded me in french is a magic geek. let me tell u, the best decks are not the fancy ones that bring the dead back to life. it's the decks that burn the opponent that's the best. white, blue, black, green are all useless. i once built a goblin deck which i call INVINCIBLE LAND OF MORDOR. it used to terrify my geek pals because it was so strong and great. je manque ces jours-la. soon, i'll get back to magic and SAURON THE GREAT shalt return and rule the land of middle-earth with his invincible deck. WHO WILL CHALLENGE ME? all the geeks of the world shalt flock to my greatness.</p>
<p>yu-gi: ohhhh...my millinium puzzle!!!
pegasus: yes, i've got ur stupid puzzle u crazy girl!
sauron: wait!! i want that millinium puzzle. let us DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pegasus: oh my LORD. please, what have i done to incur ur wrath. please spare me!!</p>
<p>sauron: then hand over that puzzle, u mindless hopeless lackey.
pegasus: (hesitates)
BOOM (pegasus and yu-gi falls dead at the sight of sauron's invincible deck.)</p>
<p>sauron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE WORLD IS MINE!!!</p>
<p>我不说英语还是法语。 你们写中文。 我不看遊戲王还是神奇宝贝。
我爱地球超人：</p>
<p>yo this kid is obviously funny as h.e.l.l.</p>
<p>you non gangstas are clearly the jealous 92% that have turned emo,</p>