Take your age, subtract 3.7, append a “g” “h” or “i” to the end of that, new word, append an “alpha” and then the date in format “M.MY-1Y-2DDY-3Y-4” and then your favorite color, then your favorite animal.</p>
<p>For instance, if you were 20, today’s date is May 28th 2010, your favorite color was purple, and your favorite animal was a cheetah, you would say… </p>
<p>“I’m 16.3-H alpha 0.5202810 purple tiger.”