<p>how?
you don't get many choices like the bigger schools.
and at my school for every guy there is 3 girls
horrible ratio. :(</p>
<p>not for the guys :D</p>
<p>Kill the other girls. </p>
<p>If that doesn’t work, you can always release your sexual tension in our “Sex in the library thread” thread! That’s what it’s there for :)</p>
<p>omg i’m serious though!</p>
<p>lol. Maybe you shouldn’t limit yourself to the campus. Go out and have fun on weekends, I’m sure you’ll meet someone.</p>
<p>You can always try to get something other than a Mrs. degree at college.</p>
<p>Horrible ratio? The ratio is most favorable, brah.</p>
<p>^the OP is obviously a girl.</p>
<p>Maybe you’ll discover your significant other is a girl, just saying…</p>
<p>Speed dating.
At the start of every class, stand uncomfortably close to a potential suitor (it is imperative that you ensure that you are well inside his personal space and that he is beginning to feel crowded and disturbed.), ask him a series of invasive questions that you prepared for him the night before. Refuse to exit his personal bubble until these questions have been suitably answered.
Some example questions are:</p>
<p>“Do you mind that I’m pregnant right now?”
“Do you mind that I used to be a man? (Please do not attempt to relate this question to the former as very intense science is involved in its reasoning and it makes me cry to delve too deep into it.)”
“If you could put anything into my mouth, what would put it in there?”
“How do you feel about goats?”
“Have you ever licked a doorknob, and if so, please intimately describe the experience.”</p>
<p>Spend no more than 2 - 3 minutes on this potential suitor before recording his answers in a college-ruled multisubject notebook and then moving on to the next male victim.
Do this for each class.</p>
<p>Be sure to obtain his full name, email, phone number, social security number and his mother’s maiden name.
You will find a match within 6 - 8 weeks, not including shipping and delivery times.</p>
<p>Good luck.</p>
<p>I’m in the same situation Manayy. And what’s worse is that I’m a nursing major, and there are NO guys in my program (though when we mix with the hospital there will be some).</p>
<p>Singdance…-Plenty of interns,residents, medical researchers, firefighters, cops blah, blah, blah at the hospital…(watch out for married guys who conveniently do not disclose having a spouse)</p>
<p>Find an off-campus sugar daddy? (worked for me…)</p>
<p>Batllo - Heh…most of those people would be too old for me (in the fall when I start school again I’ll be almost 20, and won’t consider anyone over 24/25). And since my nursing school is one of a hospital which has no medical school affiliated, most of the people there that I’ll encounter will be nursing students, especially since there is a medical school/hospital like 2 blocks away.</p>
<p>Hook up with a premed. You should find them at the hospital, volunteering or working for a research unit.</p>