how to get a girl like me

<p>it's romantic because it's poetic. it's poetic because i said it. got it dame?</p>

<p>and hotpiece is into something a little bit too dirty even for me...</p>

<p>I didn't think anything was too dirty for you.</p>

<p>I am an upstanding citizen lablondie and I don't need you to slander me with your trash!</p>

<p>i didn't either lablondie. i'm glad that i could be dirtier than the almighty logisticslord.</p>

<p>You will make the boys at Harvard very happy.</p>

<p>ohhh, i don't want to make them happy, i want to excite them (hehehe)</p>

<p>You can fool the boys at Harvard into thinking you'll make them happy, then you can ruin their souls forever. You'll have lots of fun. Just don't do it to my friends... They're too cool for that.</p>

<p>don't worry lablondie, i'm a good girl... i would never do anything like that.</p>

<p>I think I might wanna go to Haverford, that way I can pronounce it awkwardly and people will think awesome of people that I go to Harvard(not that HAverford is bad in itself, but yeah)</p>

<p>You should go to Harvard and pronounce it like Haverford.</p>

<p>I will be a Harvard professor and talk about it as Haverford.</p>

<p>I shall be a grade school gym teacher, and talk in a manner that will scar the little children for life.</p>

<p>Oh...will you be the butch gym teacher?</p>

<p>No, I'm actually planning on finding a blind, rich prick straight out of hs and living off of him.</p>

<p>And this rich prick will be a former sex offender, am I correct? :)</p>

<p>Wait...who said anything about former???</p>

<p>Oh boy...</p>

<p>You could teach at the Univeristy of Oxford and Emory at Georgia and speak of it as Oxford in the U.K. With the accent and all...</p>

<p>Well, it will be former as soon as I start living off of him...</p>

<p>oh yeah because of applied consent..right?</p>

<p>Well, there'll be no need to find anyone else...</p>