<p>Watching Sportscenter will make you an idiot sports wise.</p>
<p>Topics to look for, NBA.</p>
<p>Celtics- KG, Pierce, and Allen put together. Going from 2nd worst record in the NBA to the best record with 66 wins. Defensive turnaround under assistant coach Tom Thibodeau.</p>
<p>Suns- Traded for Shaq, closed their championship window. Mike D'Antoni resigned, have a coaching void.</p>
<p>Mavericks- Traded Devin Harris for Jason Kidd while towards the top of the West. Ruined the team; fired Avery Johnson, the coach with the best regular season win % as a scapegoat move. Hired Rick Carlisle to turn it around.</p>
<p>Rockets- 22 game winstreak. </p>
<p>Lakers- Raped the Grizzlies in a trade for Gasol. Kobe demanded trades to Chicago, but nothing got done...happy with the Lakers again, as they are atop the West.</p>
<p>Hornets- Raped the Bulls in a trade for Tyson Chandler. Built team through that rip off, the drafting of Chris Paul (point guard extraordinaire, runner up for NBA MVP this year), and the signing of Peja Stojakovic. Hired Byron Scott as their coach, he's made the finals every year he's been in the playoffs. Great young team.</p>
<p>Blazers- Oden out this year, overachieved. Oden was the #1 pick in the 2007 draft, and will rejoin the team next year.</p>
<p>Knicks- Laughingstock of the NBA. Relieved Isiah Thomas of his GM duties, and handed those over to Donnie Walsh. Walsh then chose to fire Isiah Thomas. Hired Mike D'Antoni, coach of the run and gun Phoenix Suns to be the coach. Expect massive overhauls, because the current Knicks team is a horrible fit for D'Antoni.</p>
<p>Bulls- Hot young team, expected to win Eastern Conference last year, but had a massive meltdown after the Kobe trade talks, and Deng/Gordon failing to sign extensions. Scott Skiles fired early on in the season. Jim Boylan became coach. Bad season led to outbursts by Kirk Hinrich, Ben Gordon, Joakim Noah, Tyrus Thomas, Andres Nocioni, Chris Duhon, and Aaron Gray against Jim Boylan. Jim Boylan was an assclown of a coach and got fired at the end of the year. Expected to resign Deng and Gordon, and trade Larry Hughes in the offseason. Still have a coaching void. Avery Johnson and Tom Thibodeau are the favorites, with longshots of JVG, Dwane Casey, Michael Curry, and Michael Cooper. Believed they can turn it around quick.</p>
<p>But why would you care to fake this? If you don't care about sports, then you don't care about sports.</p>