<p>You might be wondering, “how do I attain swag?” Well the answer is pretty simple. Just wear shirts that say “don’t sweat my swag” or any other shirt that mentions swag. Then say yolo at every available opportunity. Include hashtags in everything you say, even talking face to face. Oh and don’t forget to have a huge ego. You will be swarmed by girls. #yolowhowantsmenow? #everyonedoesbecauseIhaveswag</p>
<p>Don’t be an a**^. People without swag, hate on it.</p>
<p>Also, GoodACT, I don’t need to learn anything from someone who lists USC as a safety #cocky #youdash**</p>
<h1>awkward2.0 #SWAGoverload</h1>
<p>It’s clear we all gots swag. SWAG!</p>
<p>Oh wow the thread was going great until someone decided to start senselessly hating on me… I think… A flame war might be approaching…</p>
<p>1, 2, 3, 4
Good declares a flame war. </p>
<p>I kid, I kid. </p>
<h1>loveALLaround</h1>
<p>Must watch “Why Can’t We Be Friends” on youtube until anger subsides…</p>
<p>It’s ok, man. Just shake it off, shake it off.</p>
<p>Flame on, GoodACT. Jk Jk I kid. I was mainly joking, but you were also poking fun so it’s only fair. We could also just make fun of the short kid more?</p>
<p>Thanks for being my temporary internet anger management counselor. what is this thread even about anymore?!</p>
<p>Dude disregard my last post I remember what it is all about now. Lololol 67 inches tall</p>
<p>Hey! I’m 67 inches, but then again I’m a 17 year old girl.</p>
<p>OP, accept who you are. If you change yourself too much, you’ll get a girl who will only see the lie in you, and that will get tiring.</p>
<p>You’ll find a girl, and when you do, she will love you for who you are. If you’re looking for girls to boost your reputation, you’re looking for all the wrong reasons. That’s like having a baby so that people know you’re not a pedophile…it’s just weird. Girls aren’t reputation boosters, and I would advise you against dating one until you can think otherwise, because we are fragile.</p>
<p>That being said, focus on your studies. Seriously. My dad had his first girlfriend in grad school (my mom). They were together 20 years and divorced (he was a great husband, my mom was not a great wife). But now he’s a well known venture capitalist in the area who started up his own company and now he gets girls asking him out and flirting with him all the time. He has another girlfriend now.</p>
<p>^would you consider your dad to be a player?</p>
<p>^ My dad is the opposite of a player.</p>
<p>Aw that’s too bad. Does anyone in your family have “game?”</p>