<p>^ Uh… </p>
<p>Anyways,
I can attest that it is difficult</p>
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<p>Yo listen up here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside. Blue his house with a blue little window, and a blue corvette. And everything is blue for him and his self and everybody around cos he ain’t got nobody to listen to.</p>
<p>:(</p>
<p>omg I remember that song. haha it was so overplayed</p>
<p>Listen to your heart
when (s)he’s calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there’s nothing else you can do.
I don’t know where you’re going
and I don’t know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.</p>
<p>love no one. I say, by experience, they will not love you back.</p>
<p>Hi nil desperandum :)</p>
<p>Lol, gonna bump this since I’m trying to get over this one girl atm :o</p>
<p>Your situation, so basically you have feelings for this person. godamit you cant help it! everytime you see them, it drives you mad! your soul becomes a different person around them… holy crap you even THINK about them constantly! i mean seriously, random moments, times, days, SHE/HE or what ever you like, just POPS in your head and you CANT GET THEM OUT. maybe cuz ther so freakin cute! or maybe cuz they are so different with you! or maybe cuz ther so popular! or! ther personality, is just freakin amazing! so nice! so hot! so wonderful! so protective! sometimes you even wonder if they think the same way! they could be sitting here right now wondering the same crap about yoU! dear god this world is a mess! damit why cant he or she just admit they like me! dammit why cant i just get over them cuz im to scared to admit OR you dont want to put the effort and tell them you want tTHEM To do that! ahh! </p>
<p>-no-… you want to get over them… period… but you cant… maybe cuz you see them most of them time. once a week, twice… three times… four times, EVERY FREAKIN DAY. maybe they are in the ssame freakin class as yoU! same school! same work place! EVEN IF YOU DONT SEE THEM, THER SOULS HAUNT YOu! THER NAME HAUNTS YOU… </p>
<p>It is not that you cant get over them… you can…it is so simple… it isnt even funny. here are some ways to get over them. if one tactic doesnt work, use the other. one of them will help you. and trust me, you will be LAUGHING at how rediculousliy simple it is… and all this time you have suffered with that stupid cupid stuck on your ass not letting you go. Here it is :</p>
<p>1) Sit down, get a peice of paper, write out their name on the paper with big letters… and when i say name, i mean first and last. if you dont know ther last name, write ther first in HUGE BOLDF letters. then look at it for a good 30 seconds. and what ever comes to your mind while looking at it, write it down under their name. if you think about your annoying sister while looking at the name, write your sisters name with the word annoying next to it. if you think about your lovers face, draw it. then after that 30 second passes, put it out to your face, and ADMIT to your self, and your mind, that you like this person. say it out loud. I like, (name). I love (name). I want (name). Then take that paper, and burn it. watch the flames rise, close your eyes and breathe your feelings burned down. and say, But i dont want (name) anymore. Now the next time you see that person, think of the flames. if you dont see that person the next day, try to find ther name posted somewhere, or ther face, look at it, and imagine it burning. eventually the fire will die out… after that it takes time, but you will see progress, your feelings will fade away soon. PAtience is a virtue. just everytime you see them, think of the flames.</p>
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<li>if that doesnt work in less then 2 weeks try this-</li>
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<p>2) if you see that person, act cool. show them you have mojo. and as hard as it is, sit your ass down, and think about boobies. wther you are a girl, or a guy, or gay, lesbian, bi, i dont care… think about the different shapes and sizes of boobies… -breasts-… when you see ther face, imagine ther face as boobs. if you have a creative mind, in less then a week, your mind will react quickly and think of comedy and not take the mind and soul of that person seriously, which will therfore drive forth you away from that person… it is phsycology, leave your mind to do the rest of the work after 4 days of boob face.</p>
<p>-if that doesnt work-</p>
<p>3)Everyday, listen to rap, even if you hate it… listen to all the different types of rap, but NOT the romantic kind. something naughty, sexy, nasty, cool, something that will make you feel incredibly powerful. withen 2 weeks, you will ease down and your mind itself will think, “im independent and sexy’” and it will ignore the whole dependence and not have feelings for that person you like anymore. </p>
<p>-if that doesnt work-</p>
<p>4) ugh, you will hate me for this… but this is serious talk… Make yourself feel good twice a day… masterbation… or simply watch porn. keep your mind busy on things that will grab your attention… i know people say, oh hang with friends, try to likes omeone else, but sometimes, you just cant do anyof that… though it helps, try something at home. do it for 3 weeks, twice or once a day everyday. you will feel at ease, and if you still like that person while doing it, WHO CARES? like them… just make sure you do your part of the work… make your body relax and enjoy itself. </p>
<p>-if that doesnt work-</p>
<p>5) Just like them… everytime you see them, in your mind, be like " -sigh- here we go again… ya i like that person… and i dont care… i really can care less. admit it… just say it, tell your self, i like (name) and i really dont give a rats ass if i do. I like them… the end. he or she talks to you? in your mind do that, “ugh… here we go again…” and carry on with the conversation. who cares if you like them… i dont… no one does. especially that person… they dont care… but maybe they do… SO WHAT/?? you want to get over them… what do you do? like them more… like them as much as you can untill you get sick and tired of it… your mind will eventually get *<strong><em>ed and want you to move on… like them… keep doing wat ur doing… keep getting jealous… who cares? admit it to yourself… admit the fact that you LOVE THEM. you wont die… you wont lose anything… as a matter of fact, THEY will lose it… because what is the number one WANT in a human being… it is to be wanted… wther it is by a weirdo, fat ass, hotty, or just plain adorable. every human wants to be wanted, just like you are now… but you want to move on right? keep liking them… it will go away… TRUST ME. it will! i dont care if you dont believe me, IT WILL GO AWAY. they will WANT your attention once you are over them… and by then, you will smack ther face and say, TO LATE </em></strong>.</p>
<p>-if that doesnt work-</p>
<p>6)Go underwater and practice boxing the persons face.</p>
<p>Take these instructions into consideration, cuz trust me, it will work if you follow them. </p>
<p>OH AND REMEMBER, you are an amazing person, I’m sure right at this second, someone is doing the same about you… they want to get over you… im 100 PERCENT SURE, someone likes you and wants to get over you… what goes around, comes around hunnny. </p>
<p>Source- well, personal experience… i use to fall in love… i love the word love… i would fall in love quite easily, but after i was cheated on and used, i became a nightmare. 5 years past, i dont knwo how to love anyone anymore. i hurt innocent people. i make them believe i like them so that i can laugh at ther face and reject them. its better to like someone and worry about it day and night then go out and or be like me and hurt them. karma will hit me one day, and im ready for it. but till then, im telling you, i was hurt and now i am hurting everyone cuz i think they are all the same. c</p>
<p>careful out ther guys, you only live once 
just enjoy your life…</p>
<p>Lol ^ this dude’s advice is crazy! Personally, i only like guys i don’t talk to. Like the guy i liked last year, i lost some weight and he started trying to befriend me, i quickly got over the crush. I knew he was a shallow dick then, if i had’nt lost weight, he would’nt even have glanced at me not to talk of trying to hook up</p>
<p>^ I’m sorry, but if there isn’t any more to that story then you’re a complete idiot.</p>
<p>Youarestrong: LOL can I have your autograph? No, seriously. #2 is specially brilliant. Where have you been all my life?</p>
<p>But in all seriousness, that was great. I needed it. Thanks.</p>
<p>Find out his political views.</p>
<p>I just want to tell this friend of mine to give me a try. Just once, and if it doesn’t work out then fine. I…I can’t tell you how attracted to this person I am. It’s gotten to the point where it’s difficult to chill with this person and restrain myself from flirting with them. I can’t look at this friend of mine for more than 10 seconds without dying a little inside knowing that they just don’t feel the same way. Maybe it’s because I’m not cute enough or something I don’t know. It’s bothersome. I would never break off a friendship because I know this friend doesn’t feel the same way, but I might need to not see this friend for a little while just to cool off and get my head on right. </p>
<p>It’s just not F<strong>king fair, man. What kind of sick joke is this? Why didn’t they tell me this would happen when I was a kid? No fairy princess and prince romance **</strong>****. No. It’s gotta be this one sided heartbreaking crap where I’m stuck in a position that leaves me empty handed and alone and desperately attracted to a person I enjoy the company of, and who enjoys my company but not in the way of being attracted to me. </p>
<p>It’s. <em>. Utter f</em><em>king </em>**.</p>