How to write a funny essay? (and actually be funny)

<p>strange. i don't even find it funny at all, and when i heard it i thought that person was so lame he should just fly kites in the ocean. so it's funny that someone finds it funny. :)</p>

<p>Its a sickening but as I said- imagining the shock from an adcom reading it would be funny!</p>

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.... The English do say tit-bits. And apparently smartmind, being from India, has not surprisingly learned that version.

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<p>I did not understand u ppl.......
What did u mean nycmom????</p>

<p>they're saying that you spelled "tit-bits" wrong. maverach says your "slip" is glaring (because of "tit"). nycdad (not nycmom) then said then "tit-bits" is spelled in the British way. and you have "not surprisingly learned" the tid-bit spelling.</p>

<p>i think.</p>

<p>man cool....... i never though it that way........ and yes here we have green colour but n US u ppl have blue color</p>