<p>I just stood there for like five minutes staring at it thinking it was some kind of joke. I couldn't even bear to pick it up but I can only imagine what it will say...Start on SAT vocabulary drills as soon as your child can talk...? Help your child find their "hook" before second grade begins and work on developing it for the next ten years?</p>
<p>"...as your child nears the age of 3, start identifying his or her academic strengths. Is your child more language-oriented? Perhaps your child has a natural proclivity towards science or even mathematics? This is a crucial moment of their lives, as they embark on an intellectual journey that will determine the direction of their future. As good parents, it is your job to ensure that their future is fulfilling and of course, fiscally profitable. By guaranteeing their success, you are in turn guaranteeing your own well-being. Think about it. As you near the ripe old age of 60, you will need someone to take care of you- that's where your 3 year old child comes in. Obviously, he will be a youmg adult by then, hopefully with a good and steady job. Who will pay your retirement home expenses? Who will make sure you are not left to beg on the streets?</p>
<p>In our next chapter, we will discuss the various extracurricular activities your child should begin to engage in. Although many parents around the world are unaware of them, there are many clubs and programs your toddlers can become active members of. These include the baby marching band, the peewee flag football team, the junior girlpower cheerleading squad, and of course, the future politicians of america society..."</p>
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<p>I wouldn't really care about whether they get into the best, as long as they do what they want. I've always staunchly opposed the bred for Ivy education that so many parents tend to give. That kind of life sickens me. </p>
<p>As a note, I will never teach my kid piano at 4.</p>
<p>Edit: That above book better be a joke, or I'll be ****ed off all week at everybody.</p>
<p>i'm pretty sure it's a joke gryffon...haha</p>
<p>hese include the baby marching band, the peewee flag football team, the junior girlpower cheerleading squad, and of course, the future politicians of america society..."</p>
<p>hahahahahah!!!</p>
<p>Lmaooooooooo</p>