HS forum: Rap Battle

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Inspired from the Penn board.</p>

<p>Yo Yo
Check it out homies,
I'm the one lonely
on this tuesday night
so bored its a blight
i just wanna take flight
to America
call me a traita
Canadian liberata
Margareita</p>

<p>You newbs can't challenge me
i'm the real shiz niz homie
I'ma shoot you before u see me
i'll give you 10 seconds to flee
oh wait, too late, i'ma fire
i'm so sexy all the girls perspire
in my sensuous shadow
you'll see me glow
like the olympic flames
if you suck don't blame,
me, cause i'm ur daddy</p>

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<p>Tis Tis little man,
you think yo **** is all dat,
i think u just struck out at bat,
you came here to challenge me,
but we all know there's really nothing to see,
Step outside,
into the light,
yo ivywannabe betta not avoid the fight,</p>

<p>yea you right bro,
all the girls do perspire,
at yo ugly sight,
they run away in fright,
cuz yo motion is so low,
yo game is so low,
man yo rhymes don't even flow,
betta be scared cuz i'm dishin' the pain out,
my rap skill which Eminem loaned,
the skill that just got IVY's ass owned.</p>

3

<p>Wow, lame. You guys can't freestyle at all.</p>

4

<p>Yo yo yo
You better not be dissin me
Or else you'll see my fist you see
You little *<strong><em>in' Gospy
What's with this animosity
I'm freestylin' so don't be whillin'
I check my rap beats on the streets
My peeps just can't compete
With my rhymes you breakin' all the time
You see it? It's sublime and oh so fine
Damn right these skills are all mine
But, you see
The timing ain't the key for me
You gots to put your heart into it
That's why I came up with this new *</em></strong>
The CC rappers can't be stopped
So little ladies you've just been mopped...
up off the floor
My lines, they soar and never bore
Except into your head
I drop them like they're lead
But now I'm off to bed</p>

<p>Word up!</p>

5

<p>

Thanks a lot hater...let's see you do better!!! Besides, it's not my fault that I'm not black...;)</p>

6

<p>Tomatos
Potatos
Alfredos
No way, yo!</p>

7

<p>all of you. suicide right now..</p>

8

<p>OMG! LOL! No really I think it's pretty entertaining. You guys are doing a lot better at rapping than I EVER could.</p>

9

<p>It would be so much funnier to see this live :)</p>

10

<p>lolzzz!!! ^^^ sooo true!!</p>

11

<p>Yo Yo
not everything needs "Yo Yo"
In it, ya dig?</p>

12

<p>yo mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa</p>

13

<p>We had to write vocabulary raps for a rap battle in lit last year</p>

14

<p>can you dig it, my homie g-dawg....yo.</p>

<p>that is the extent of my ghetto vocabulary</p>

15

<p>If uttered while holding a pistol sideways and wearing 56 gold chains, it will be all you need.</p>

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<p>Yo DJ Spin that Shizz</p>

<p>First up Evil asian dictator,
Your face looks like an alligator,
You think you’re so hot at baseball
You fat 500 pound twinkie, LAWL!
And what’s this shizz about stepping outside
You spend all your time in front of the comp, inside
Yo, how bout you quit rap and kiss my backside.</p>

<p>Now it’s this kid zulinlaw
My boot is the last thing you ever saw
You think ur so tuff on the street
But you can’t compare with my leet
I’ma beat you up kid
With my rhymes
So you’ll wake up with a black eyelid!
You talk about putting your heart inta rap,
When all you do is dance on your B.F.’s lap,
Now just shoo and let me rhyme,
Kid, its past your bedtime.</p>

17

<p>fo shizzle ti dizzle
kittens...sure are little
softhizzle and cuddizle
kittens are fo shizzle</p>

18

<p>^ that. is. the. best. ;)</p>

19

<p>...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</p>

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<p>ya i know i learn such skills from my Detroit brothers in da hood ;)</p>