HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

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<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich? Chunky peanut butter :D</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full? A few times once in a while</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to? IDK, that’s hard!</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands? Haha, not very</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team
    …1</p></li>
    <li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say? “Salinger ftw”, I know, nerd much</p></li>
    <li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full? Half empty, because it was full then I drunk half of it </p></li>
    <li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling? Hells yeah </p></li>
    <li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this? Laugh at it</p></li>
    <li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?</p></li>
    <li><p>Who would you prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why? Lindsey, because I used to watch her movies</p></li>
    <li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it. Some Jackie Chan movie, was mediocre</p></li>
    <li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do? Stop and stare ;)</p></li>
    <li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key
    A or B</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^ Don’t mind</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter? This</p></li>
    <li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
    <li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
    <li><p>couch potato</p></li>
    <li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
    <li><p>charlie horse
    An orange salamander and couch potato were eating ramen noodles. Then Charlie horse came along. He abducted the couch potato and turned him into mashed potatoes.</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
    City, but not a really big one</p></li>
    <li><p>What is your favorite quote?
    It’s from Ramona the Brave, can’t be bothered quoting it</p></li>
    <li><p>Why did you fill out this survey? Boredom from school project</p></li>
    <li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
    Anything sexual, it’s awkward</p></li>
    <li><p>–
    Blah.</p></li>
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