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<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
po-boy with fried or grilled shrimp, remoulade, and fried eggplant/peppers/green tomatoes</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
once or twice</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
irl? piper. or regan. on cc? either BAMF or laissezlesbonstempsroulez</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
depends on what you mean ;)</li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
- Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song - Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
<li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of a car</p></li>
<li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
i say “aguamenti” and make the glass fully full</p></li>
<li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
of course</p></li>
<li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
smile to myself and buy the parrot</p></li>
<li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
don’t bother asking it</p></li>
<li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
neither</p></li>
<li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Gladiator. best movie of all time.</p></li>
<li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
look, then look away and try [and fail] to act cute</p></li>
<li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^
i truly have no opinion</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
greeeeeeeeeen</p></li>
<li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
<li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
<li><p>couch potato</p></li>
<li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
<li><p>charlie horse</p></li>
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<p>So I was waling my orange salamander in the park, irritated because my charlie horse was acting up again. Then all of a sudden, this drunk couch potato guy walks up and starts saying “ruub the mashed potatoes on my cheeeest”, as he was holding out a large bowl of mashed potatoes and beginning to rub it on his ugly, fat hairy naked torso. 'Twas a thoroughly strange experience.</p>
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<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Mostly in a country/suburban area [concord, ma] near a city [boston]. I thoroughly enjoy it.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ and He granted it” --Voltaire</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
a combination of boredom and extreme procrastination</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
the fing stupid ones*</li>
<li>–
go die in a hole. [not really]</li>
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