I Put the Stud in Study

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>No, really.</p>

<p>What other geeky pick up lines can you think of?</p>

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<p>I seem to have lost my calculator, can I borrow you? We can practice our multiplication.</p>

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<p>I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.</p>

<p>I wish I were DNA helicase so then I could unzip your genes.</p>

<p>so lame. SO lame.</p>

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<p>I put the ass in procrastination</p>

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<p>I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.</p>

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<p>What's your cos x tan x?</p>

<p>fnint(2x, x, 10, 13)?</p>

<p>If you were sin^2 x and I were cos^2 x, together we'd be 1.</p>

<p>I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?</p>

<p>It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.</p>

<p>I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.</p>

<p>What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.</p>

<p>You know... it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force</p>

<p>The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. </p>

<p>Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?</p>

<p>I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.</p>

<p>Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?</p>

<p>LMAO. Yeah I'm bored.</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2219995647&ref=ts%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2219995647&ref=ts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>^^ It's a wonderful group</p>

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<p>baby you must be O2 because i'm about to combust all over you</p>

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<p>Want to practice some basic math? Add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.</p>

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<p>^ LOL! And kat41911, I agree. That group is awesome.</p>

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<p>I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long!</p>

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<p>^^^ Whitelulu...lol...That's got to be the worse (in a good way) one!</p>

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baby you must be O2 because i'm about to combust all over you

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<p>That's worse than this!? ^</p>

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<p>Lol...true...</p>

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<p>want to come home and see my hard drive?</p>

<p>it aint no 3.5 or a floppy.</p>

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<p>\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???</p>

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<p>my teacher totally wore the "i put stud in study" shirt to school. </p>

<p>he told the class that his wife made it for him. </p>

<p>:)</p>

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<p>Aww whitelulu stole my home work one. But for all you music nerds out there:</p>

<p>I'm a fermata. Hold me.</p>

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<p>damn girl, i would put you on a table periodically.</p>

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<p>^ lol .</p>