I want a bagel.

<p>Hey guys! Does anyone know what school is great for eating bagels? I mean, who has the best bagels in their Dining Hall, desirable setting for consuming the bagels, and people to join in the process of eating a bagel? The bagels at my current school really suck and I need to get out of here. Any suggestions?</p>

<p>My stats are 4.0 and 800 times 5. Chances?</p>

<p>Thanks!</p>

<p>lol @ the comic relief</p>

<p>Haven't you guys made this joke enough?</p>

<p>I believe there is an "Einstein's Bagel's located on UChicago's campus.</p>

<p>You forget that last parenthesis, nspedite.</p>

<p>quotation mark you mean? ;)</p>

<p>Which common is easiest to steal food from?</p>

<p>Hahahahaha</p>

<p>yeah quotation mark -- sorry, drew a blank. karma. ha.</p>

<p>i think University of Boston Academia of Generalized Learning and Education would be a match for you. Although if they do look at SATs, UBAGLE might be a lil reach.</p>

<p>UBAGEL is my dream school, not gonna lie. I know it's a reach, but I've got to give it a shot. I already own like five t-shirts and a decal -- I need something to back it up with yo.</p>

<p>hahaha whats the average SAT score for Ubagle?</p>

<p>I heard you can get into UBAGEL really easily if you transfer in from Sesame Seed College or the University of Cinnamon Raisin</p>

<p>a toasted 'everything' bagel with cream cheese from dunkin donuts. yum.</p>

<p>I miss bagels too... I was considering applying to UBAGEL also!! Maybe I will see you there next fall...
But I think UPhillyFood might be a better match for me... I do enjoy a good cheesesteak, hoagie, cheesesteakhoagie and soft pretzels from street vendors. I don't offer much geographic diversity though... </p>

<p>If anybody is seeking a school for hotdish, I recommend Macalester. It is actually officially called Macalester Hotdish College. But we try and keep the hotdish part on the dl, it freaks out a lot of Easties and West coasters.</p>

<p>Hey where is the love for Taco Bagel Tech. TBT is one of the greatest schools in the country, UBAGEL please!!!!!.</p>

<p>I also hear that Cream Cheese State has some good spreading and toasting programs, but again ubagel!!!!!!Please.</p>

<p>My little brother applied to TBT for next year!</p>

<p>oh snap, what did your brother get on the sour cream dip? I heard you have to get near perfect for TBT.</p>

<p>his sour cream dip SCD score was only a 850 but his grated cheese sprinkle GCS was a perfect 1200!!</p>

<p>I didn't do so well on the GCS or the SCD, I guess I could go to Plain Bagel Community College, then maybe I could also take some courses over the summer at Lox Academy.</p>