<p>Ehhhh but I’m trying to sell things that people would use or eat up and buy again since it was so great!
(Condoms not so much…)
Hmmm popcorn seems pretty reasonable! Any more ideas guys?</p>
<p>Have you considered selling strong sedatives? You will incur a short term loss, but once these kids are properly sedated, you’ll make a fortune child trafficking. Of course, I’d advise investing in a suitable sized van for a hasty escape.</p>
<p>Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin’ to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated</p>
<p>^^ I’ve tried that before, it doesn’t work as well as you’d think. The kids tend to regain consciousness rather quickly and scuffles tend to ensue. Too messy for me. Chloroform on a rag applied to the face coupled with a quick bop on the head is consistently proficient for the desired results mentioned above.</p>
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<p>Definitely no tequila ;)</p>
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You’re obviously not using strong enough sedatives. I get mine straight from Yusuf; they are potent enough to get one to the third level of a dream.</p>
<p>Lol @jersey13</p>
<p>If you live in SD then carry around candy in ziploc bags. Works like a charm.</p>