<p>my pointless thread of the week in honor of krnpsychopath.</p>
<p>LMFAO!</p>
<p>I think a chicken coudn't. It just looks too dumb to be able to.</p>
<p>birds dont have lips but they can whistle and theyre pretty ****in retarded</p>
<p>the chicken's voice box is different from that of those bird that can whistle. I wish i knew more about birds....:(</p>
<p>im pretty sure this is like the 5th post ive seen by you about that? and if you sincerely dont like him youre being immature. if youre kidding, stop. im bored of the joke</p>
<p>^ thank you.</p>
<p>if a chicken had lips and it COULD whistle...would that make me an idiot? cuz i can't whistle...</p>
<p>I think the more pressing question is "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"</p>
<p>but cant a woodchuck chuck wood?</p>
<p>A woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck would. OWNED!</p>
<p>Woodchuck.</p>
<p>Hecks no. This is not over. <em>cackles in background as thinks up a more ridiculous question</em></p>
<p>lol, ok, for some reason the woodchuck picture is really funny! I don't know why... I've seen them before. it's just funny...</p>
<p>I have a question. (a really really old one at that)
P.S. I know that this isn't how it's told.
P.S. Those of you who already know it; don't say anything (there must be one person out there who hasn't heard it).</p>
<p>A guy and his son were driving on the freeway at 180 miles an hour. The guy crashes into a tree after twisting and turning in the car when he lost control of it as he looked behind him at his son who was eating ice cream and was dropping it on the seat. The guy was immediately taken to a hospital for surgery. They boy was taken to another hospital.
At the boy's hospital the doctor refused to operate on the boy saying :"I can't operate on this boy; he is my son."
explain.</p>
<p>the doctor is the mom. duh</p>
<p>wasn't the point not to post if you'd heard it before?</p>
<p>yup. that WAS the idea. TPAY obviously didn't get that part.</p>