Why did the chicken cross the road?

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<p>There are some hilarious yet witty answers to the old question....why do YOU think the chicken crossed the road?</p>

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<p>Because Steven Seagal was behind it. Jeeze that was bad lol</p>

<p>I have a joke for ya:
Q: How do you punish Helen Keller?
A: Glue door knobs to the wall!
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet!
A: Giver her a hatchet and tell her it's a comb!
A: Leave the 2nd floor windows open!
A: Rearrange the furniture! </p>

<p>I have an adult rated Helen Keller joke too, but I don't think I should post it on CC lol</p>

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<p>Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman!</p>

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<p>^^ Reminds me of
Q: How does Helen Keller drive?
A: One hand on the wheel and one hand on the road!</p>

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<p>why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side</p>

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<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?</p>

<p>To take the SAT for the seventh time.</p>

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<p>Hey Giggitus -- Now who is blind, deaf and dumb?!!! -- YOU ARE -- more than she ever was!</p>

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<p>huh.............?</p>