<p>In my lighthearted response to the sports scholarship question, I forgot to mention that he is not NCAA-compliant. Some of his courses are not on the list. That was a blow dealt by the 8th grade math teacher at placement time (he went from being on track to being off track in a period of three weeks, and she didn’t even bother to send us an email as she watched it unfold) and I was beside myself at the time, but I’m not rehashing it now. I have never seriously thought that he was a money-level player, anyway.</p>