<p>Haha! This list is a joke. I live next to last year’s number 1-2 <em>this year’s number 4</em> and they aren’t even the best. For one thing, it’s filled with every child of the most uptight parents, <em>meaning asian, I’m not racist, it’s true</em> and my schools’ beaten them at most to all sports, matched their API score in all categories (I think we beat them once), and our students get into colleges that are as good as the ones they get into. (Plus, they’re a bunch of cocky jerks. I walked home once and they laughed at us because we’re in ______ high school. They’re public too, you know!)</p>
<p>Plus, they get to choose who they want. That’s how their school’s so high. They pick the smartest willing students in elementary and kill them with “harder” work loads and throw them out at the first sight of a C+.</p>