<p>I didn't think Jew jokes were very funny. But the ones about the blacks those are just a huge laugh.</p>
<p>Like what do black ppl and oranges have in common?</p>
<p>They both hang from trees :)</p>
<p>^^^ um that ones usually pretty bad</p>
<p>No I'm black so it fine.</p>
<p>Not to incite any sort of anti-semitic remarks on this post, but again because I'm Jewish I can say this ;) </p>
<p>What do Jews and football players have in common?</p>
<p>They both like to get the quarter back. </p>
<p>What happened to the Jew with an erection when he walked into the wall?</p>
<p>He broke his nose. </p>
<p>Etc, etc, etc.</p>
<p>how did we get from gay ivies to jew jokes? O.o</p>
<p>I should probably throw in some asian jokes.</p>
<p>How do you know when you've been robbed by an asian?</p>
<p>Your desk is cleaned, your computer is stolen, your house smells like incense, and the thief is still backing out the driveway.</p>
<p>I literally LOLed at the quater back thing. If it wouldn't offend my English teacher I would TOTALLY say that in her class.</p>
<p>Who knows...but I'm pretty proud of my Jew jokes. </p>
<p>And I'm sorry, but I really just don't understand your joke (is it an Asian thing?)</p>
<p>hmm, nevermind.</p>
<p>so i hear brown is also very gay?</p>
<p>Staying on topic is overrated...
:)</p>
<p>Haha...backing out the driveway...hahahahah. </p>
<p>Haha and I liked the quarter back one!</p>
<p>Q: How many Indian mothers does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<p>A: No, it's fine honey, you have your own life. I'll just sit here in the dark.</p>
<p>^My Jewish friends have informed me Indian mothers are a lot like Jewish mothers.</p>
<p>^ That is an ancient Jewish-mother joke repurposed verbatim. But, yes, it seems entirely possible to do that with Indian mothers.</p>
<p>As for Yale being the Gay Ivy -- I think that has been more or less true for several generations. Of course, a wide majority of people are straight, but there has always been a vibrant, diverse male homosexual culture there (and, when women arrived, a vibrant, diverse lesbian culture), and a high degree of acceptance and integration between groups with different sexual orientations.</p>
<p>^ Yeah, it is; My mom heard it, and the first words out of her mouth were "When I die, just tell my family I'm gone, OK?"
The girl that taught me the prayer just laughed, it was a fun evening.</p>
<p>a team of suicide bombers were getting ready. one guy was to boom on saturday -- another friday. after the friday man went off, the saturday man got pretty tensed up thinking about his inevitable death. he couldn't sleep well that night, and when he finally did, he saw the friday man in his dream:</p>
<p>friday man: "yo, brother. tell your officer to put in a lot less explosives. there's too many."
saturday man: "what the hell are you talking about? we have to create the most damage."
friday man: "i know, man, i know. but when i blew up, the explosion was so huge i blew past heaven."
saturday man: "damn. now what?"
friday man: "i don't know. i'm in some random place."
saturday man: "no virgins?"
friday man: "no, man."
saturday man: "damn. you blew past heaven AND no virgins. damn."</p>
<p>i get it in till the sun rise, doin' ninety in a sixty-five, windows rolled down screamin nahh. ey, ey, ey, i'm so paid.</p>
<p>sigh.</p>
<p>Speaking of terrorism and virgins.....YouTube</a> - BJ Novak - Terrrorists</p>
<p>Bush fan here!
I am ultraconservative, but only on the death penalty and few other issues.
Do you think there is a link between that and my love for Yale?</p>
<p>I am also a Bush fan! Hey there! ( I can claim to be the only tofu loving, vegetarian, yoga doing, atheist being fan of him)</p>
<p>Actually, my love for Yale was inspired by something else. When I was little, my parents played tapes for us in the car - they weren't music. They were these mini radio show style profiles on people in the American revolution, and the one about Nathan Hale really stuck with me.</p>
<p>The one about Benjamin Franklin made me giggle.</p>
<p>Nice! Hey there! I am probably the only liberal Bush fan!
I am not that conservative, but once a Bush fan, always a conservative.</p>
<p>Well, you know what they say " A conservative is a liberal that got mugged."</p>
<p>lol, so right! So right.</p>