<p>those jokes are so funny!</p>
<p>A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a harvard graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."</p>
<p>How many Tufts students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he
did it as well as an Ivy League student.
</code></pre>
<p>Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.</p>
<p>conwoman, those were awesome</p>
<p>i dont think sucharita's yale one is that funny, but the rest of em are great.</p>
<p>no I agree, the Yale one isn't funny :(</p>
<p>Well, sucharita, I thought yours were funny, if it's any consolation. :)</p>
<p>I just love procrastinaty threads like this!</p>