<p>OK, mom of two guys here. Sounds like you are sucking all of the fun out of the process. No wonder the kid is apathetic. </p>
<p>So, let’s make it fun. </p>
<p>1) Say “You have a choice. You need to visit one large, public school and one small private school so you understand those two flavors. We can take you or we can take you and a friend or we can send you and a friend. Pick one path for us during the next two weeks. I will expect your travel decision on June X and we will discuss it over dinner at Taco Hut (or wherever he likes). If your buddy is in on it, he gets to come to dinner too.”</p>
<p>2) Say “Parents tend to obsess on this stuff. So, I am going to spend the next two weeks coming up with the most far out majors and colleges that I can so I can toss them at you. You get to pick the biggest groaner award.” So, now you do a daily note on the front door (wherever he exits) that describes Muggle Studies class or Sea Urchin farming. Make sure you cover Deep Springs College and Webb Institute. By digging out the odd nooks, he will have a reaction. Every “God, NO” is narrowing the field and you might hit a “really? you can study that?”</p>
<p>3) Tell him that you will ease off until you are about to have kittens so he should expect some ebb and flow in the nagging. Start joking now whether you are in “high tide” or “low tide” worry mode. </p>
<p>He is going to be surrounded by this stuff at school. He may be doing more thinking and learning about colleges than you realize. “Home” may be his space away from the rat race and he may resist you making it to more of the rat race. </p>
<p>If it were me, I would tape up a list of the high powered schools and put a THREE word description beside each school (This is your research project, not his). Ask him to apply to one on the list just to make you happy. (Some parents have a burning desire for “Ivy League” and don’t realize that UPenn is big and urban, Dartmouth is much smaller and more outdoorsy and Harvard and Yale are not interchangeable units. Nor are Caltech and MIT). </p>
<p>You can make this smart young man seriously nuts as a shrill, demanding parent. You can also play the part of enthusiastic and goofy and loving Labrador Retriever, ready to go on an adventure with him. Tell him this. Make him laugh and see your slobbering over him as a joyous love. You are pent up with energy, ready for him to fling the ball into flight so you can go thundering into action and he’s . . . snoozing on the sofa. How dare he!</p>
<p>Please, much less shrill and hand wringing and far more laughs and invitations to liberty. If he wants to go with a friend to the opposite coast to visit a campus, pull out your wallet and make it happen — or at least find a similar college nearby and get the pair a bus ticket. Make it fun and make it NOT all about you being there every breath of the way. </p>
<p>Good luck!</p>